Now you know.
This is genius.
I knew they were faking it.
It sounds remarkably amicable.
The contract clauses are ridiculous.
Top tip for tonight.
Wheel of shame.
Tag a friend who needs this.
The older you get, the smaller IT gets.
Well well well.
Paranoid? This is the product for you.
If your partner does any of these things, grass them up right now.
This will make you feel so good about yourself.
Business Of The Year contender.
Discussing 'The Number' never ends well.
Next time your other half tells you off, show them this video.
Remind someone that you still exist with a shitty Valentines present.
Roses are red, violets are blue, youâ€™re getting hitched to your dog because no humans like you.
Long distance lovers, this one's for you.
This app will let your ready your partner's text messages, listen in on their calls and even spy through their camera.
You have to sit in front of your partner maintaining eye contact and ask them if you're the best sex they've ever...