Couldn't have happened to a nicer person.
It's not much.
Money can buy you everything.
Where do I sign up?
Gotta learn how to work those new features before sexting.
Banging performance guys.
I can totally relate.
Harry Potter And The Masturbating Actress.
What did you get your parents for Christmas? Something thoroughly underwhelming I bet.
You have to sit in front of your partner maintaining eye contact and ask them if you're the best sex they've ever...
His social media team really is the worst ever.