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Emma Watson Has Revealed She Pays To Subscribe To An Expensive Sex Site

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Harry Potter And The Masturbating Actress.

Speaking in an interview with notorious feminist Gloria Steinem, Emma Watson has revealed that she is a paying member of a website dedicated entirely to female orgasms. Not quite the revelation you expect from Hermione Granger, but let’s roll with it.

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The site, namely ‘OMGYes’, apparently shares interviews with women discussing ‘actual techniques for pleasure’. Now, obviously I’m not a member myself so I can’t say for certain what these interviews entail, but it sounds a lot like a collection of women talking about masturbation.

If you think that sounds like something you want to get involved with, you better have £40 to spare – because that’s how much Emma pays to be subscribed to this kinky shit. Although, she obviously reckons it’s a sound investment:

It’s an expensive subscription but it’s worth it.

I wish it had been around longer. Definitely check it out.

You can almost feel her sexual excitement can’t you. The little devil.

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Apparently the site also includes a ‘touchable simulator’ for tablet and smart phone users, which allows the subscriber to ‘practice what they’ve learned on a photo-real movable image’. I’m sure we can all imagine what a ‘touchable simulator’ with a ‘movable image’ would involve if it’s coming (no pun intended) straight after watching interviews on how to flick your bean, but hey, whatever floats your boat, Emma – I’m not judging.

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A spokesman for OMGYes explained the mission of their site:

Instead of just making academic journal articles, we’re making the findings practical, real, and experiential in the form of documentary interviews — both explicit and non-explicit — with real-life women, not actresses.

I’m not really sure what research he’s going on about but I assume that’s a fancy way of saying they’ve been watching and/or making a lot of porn. Or at least something similar – I’m not about to pay £40 a month to find out for you though unfortunately, sorry.

Once you’ve practiced on a movable image and you reckon you’re ready for the next level, why don’t you check out our guide to home made sex toys to help you on your orgasmic journey.


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