Pizza Express Is Now Offering A Three Course Vegan Menu
On point.
Now you can finally say goodbye to the Churrasco Thigh Burger the way you wanted.
Have yourself a very Peri Christmas.
I’ll raise a bargain pint to that.
Holy mother of Christ.
Items on the breakfast menu include cold drip coffee (hip), four cheese toast on sourdough (hipper), porridge with poached pear (even hipper thanks to alliteration) and chorizo and egg on a brioche bun (hippest).
Employment in the service industry has finally been deemed unnecessary.
For those of you that get anxiety attacks when ordering pizza, there’s now an even easy way to order.
Apparently this gal is a huge fan of shark fin soup; that’s the vibe we’re getting here anyway.
Burger King are going in for the kill on McDonald’s with their Big King burger.