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Idris Elba ‘Is Labour’s Top Choice To Replace Sadiq Khan As London Mayor’ Following Knife Crime Activism

We may not ever get to see Idris Elba star as 007, but he does have a shot at becoming the next mayor of London with Labour reportedly keen for the actor to succeed Sadiq Khan at the next election. Which sounds pretty ridiculous, but the idea is that Londoners are fed up with knife […]

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Jay Slater ‘Seen Watching Euro 2024 Matches On Tenerife Coast’, Mayor Claims

Absolutely wild claims by the mayor of Santiago del Teide in Tenerife today, as he claims that locals in his town have seen Jay Slater enjoying Euro 2024 football matches on the coast. Which I guess supports the theory that he could in a coma, if he’s been watching England play? Spanish police have spoken

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The Deputy Mayor Of Corfu Accidentally Smashed An Easter Pot Over An Unsuspecting Tourist’s Head

Over in Corfu, Greece, where they celebrate Easter a month later than the rest of us, there’s a tradition where you throw human-sized pots out of the window and watch them smash to the ground. It’s meant to bring good luck, but apparently not if you’re a tourist walking underneath said window at the same

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Man Arrested For Punching Multiple NYC TikTokers In The Face Is A Former Political Candidate Who’s Tough On Crime

Major plot twist to the story about multiple female TikTokers being punched in the face in broad daylight in NYC this week. It turns out that the main suspect, who has since been arrested, is a failed political candidate who has ran for mayor, governor and City Council in the past three years. Skiboky Stora,

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