This Is What Happens When You Spray Your Own Eyeballs With Pepper Spray
Mace to the face.
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Crappy Fast Food Reviews: McDonald’s – Northfield, Birmingham
The standard is unbelievably low.
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Trump’s Team Holds Meetings In The Dark As They Can’t Find The White House Light Switch
In the dark for many reasons.
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The Best/Worst Profiles & Conversations In The Tinder Universe #84
“Swipe right if you have a hot tub and want two girls in it.”
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Donald Trump’s Weirdly Long Tie Makes Him Feel Better About His Tiny Willy
Looks like someone’s overcompensating.
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You Can Now Buy Donald Trump Skid Mark Underwear
He’s a stain on the world, and on your pants.
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Everyone Thinks Donald Trump Is Editing Photos To Make His Hands Look Bigger
Wouldn’t put it past him.
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Wife Goes Mental After Catching Husband Using VR For Way More Than Just Games (VIDEO)
Bet that was awkward.
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The Best/Worst Profiles & Conversations In The Tinder Universe #83
“Looking for brothers, my friend and I want our babies to be related.”
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Man Gets Wasted On Buckfast And Ends Up Doing The Unthinkable With His Own Mum
When payday finally rolls around.
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Woman Gets Naked And Goes On Insane Meltdown In A Busy Gym (VIDEO)
Must’ve been all that adrenaline.
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Neo Nazi Richard Spencer Just Got Punched In The Face AGAIN
Pow, right in the kisser.
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Sick Chirpse Reader Confessions #96
Admit what you did.
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The Way They Baptise Babies In Georgia Is Bordering On Child Abuse (VIDEO)
Whatever you do, don’t baptise your baby in Georgia.
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OAP Robs Bank Because He’d Rather Be In Prison Than Live With His Wife
I’m sure we can all relate.
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Alligator Has Enough Of Tour Guide’s Shit; Jumps Into Boat And Attacks Tourists (VIDEO)
Definitive proof that alligators understand English.
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The Best/Worst Profiles & Conversations In The Tinder Universe #82
“If you’ve got wine and onion rings I will shag you.”
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Racist Kid Runs Like A Coward After Dropping The N-Bomb On His Classmate (VIDEO)
He picked the wrong person to say that to.
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Calls For ‘Celebrity Big Brother’ To Be Banned Over Last Night’s Repulsive Lap Dance (VIDEO)
It’s enough to put you off sex for life.
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Ben Affleck Finally Responds To The ‘Sad Ben Affleck Meme’ (VIDEO)
It’s about time.
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This Bus Tour Is The Ultimate Day Out For Dog Lovers
Where do I sign up?
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