You read that right. Some complete jokester has set up a comedic Twitter account for the sole purpose of pissing off Donald Trump and they’re doing it using the identity of half an onion in a ziploc bag (aka a sandwich bag to us Brits).
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There’s no doubt that Trump, an avid Twitter user whose anger has grown notoriously and currently has his staff tiptoeing around him due to his easily enraged nature, could quite easily be offended by this hilarious spoof. The account already stands at 534k followers which is pretty good going seeing as it was only created a mere five days ago, although it has a long way to go before hitting the 55m mark where Trump’s personal account currently stands.
The tweets are pretty fuckin’ funny too:
Bet that would drive him crazy.
— Half An Onion 🧅 (@HalfOnionInABag) January 20, 2017
Still a better cabinet than @realDonaldTrump's. pic.twitter.com/E5WAx0vGvy
— Half An Onion 🧅 (@HalfOnionInABag) January 24, 2017
Just waiting for @realDonaldTrump to claim that the 300,000-400,000 who have followed me so far did it illegally.
— Half An Onion 🧅 (@HalfOnionInABag) January 25, 2017
For the record, I'm not gonna show you my tax returns either because, well…I'm a half-used piece of produce in a bag. Not the president.
— Half An Onion 🧅 (@HalfOnionInABag) January 25, 2017
When you realize you would've been better off married to half an onion in a plastic bag: pic.twitter.com/GsjZKDxoRz
— Half An Onion 🧅 (@HalfOnionInABag) January 24, 2017
Who wore it better? pic.twitter.com/kHSarXv9YW
— Half An Onion 🧅 (@HalfOnionInABag) January 23, 2017
Eric Trump always looks like he accidentally bit into a whole raw onion & is trying to act like he meant to and that it actually tastes good pic.twitter.com/SNFPL4RlSe
— Half An Onion 🧅 (@HalfOnionInABag) January 22, 2017
Better get following really.
No wonder people are worried for his wife Melania’s safety is he’s supposedly such an easily angered menace – the poor woman is probably treading on eggshells. Or onion peels.