Following On The Heels Of The Ronaldo Movie, There’s Now A Lord Bendtner Movie
This is the movie people want to see.
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Cristiano Ronaldo Just Made The Easiest €20 Million Of His Entire Life By Literally Doing NOTHING
Some people have all the luck.
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Check Out This Australian A-League Blooper Reel To See How Bad People Can Actually Be At Football
This is clearly why Emile Heskey thrived during his years down under.
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Football Player’s Tampon Falls Out In The Middle Of Top-Flight Women’s Game
Well that’s embarrassing.
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West Brom Striker Victor Anichebe Gets In Beef With Jon Snow After He Refuses To Pose For A Picture With Him
When you get totally big-leagued by your fellow celebrity.
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Watch This Referee Pull Out A GUN During Brazilian Football Match
What’s worse than getting shown a red card? This.
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Sepp Blatter Is Now Straight Up Refusing To Step Down As FIFA President
Sepp Blatter is on his way to becoming the greatest villain who ever lived.
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San Marino Went Absolutely NUTS After Scoring Their Country’s First Away Goal In 14 Years
14 years, 34 games, 3060 minutes of football… their first away goal.
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Italian Football Is Introducing A ‘Green Card’ In Addition To Red And Yellow In Football Games
The pussification of football begins.
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Someone Has Created This Season’s Football Strips In The Style Of Awful 90s Designs And They Kind Of Rule
Manchester United would never have been losing 3-0 to Southampton at half time if they had been wearing this strip.
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Vladimir Putin Says Sepp Blatter Deserves To Win A Nobel Prize
Maybe give it to Kim Jong-un instead? He has cured cancer, AIDS and Ebola this year after all.
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Lee Nelson Invades FIFA Press Conference, Throws Money In Sepp Blatter’s Face
Comedian Lee Nelson just made it rain on Sepp Blatter’s head in front of everyone.
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Micronesia Lost Their Football Olympic Qualifier 46-0 And The Footage Is Absolutely Astonishing
Now this is what you call a thrashing.
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Edinson Cavani Received The Most Ridiculous Red Card Ever Last Night For Getting A Finger Shoved Up His Bum
This was absolutely DIABOLICAL.
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Check Out This Revealing Insight Into The Billion Dollar Cockfighting Industry In The Philippines
It’s a billion dollar industry over there that takes place in arenas.
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Vladimir Putin Is FURIOUS With The USA For Getting Involved In FIFA’s Business
Could WWIII be fought over… football?
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England Favourites To Host 2018 World Cup Following FIFA Arrests
Football might be coming home.
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Watch This Video Of Raheem Sterling Getting Busted Getting High On Laughing Gas
Not quite as impressive as his goal last night.
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Paddy Power Tweet Insanely Racist And Inappropriate Text To Promote Newcastle V Liverpool Tonight
Someone’s getting fired for this.
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Insane Australian Rules Football Brawl Involves Everyone On The Pitch; Goes On For Three Minutes
When it comes to fighting, Australian rule footballers are definitely not pussies.
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West Ham Fans Brutally Attack Each Other And The Cops Following 1-0 Win Against Sunderland
Football violence is dumb enough, but attacking your own fans is just completely stupid.
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Footballer Considers Quitting The Sport After Getting Beaten Up By Same Group Of Hooligans Twice In One Year
Time to call it a day dude.
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Most Brutal Football Tackle Ever Leaves Striker’s Face Completely Mangled
You’d never guess this happened on the football pitch.
