Twitter Absolutely RINSED Chelsea Last Night After They Went Crashing Out Of The Champion’s League
Nothing unites humanity more than Chelsea losing.
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Cristiano Ronaldo Sends His Hair Stylist To Brush His Waxwork’s Hair Once A Month
Complete psycho celebrity move.
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LA Galaxy DESTROY Everton Fan’s Pathetic Attempt At Trolling Them
Worst trolling attempt ever.
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The Identity Of the Premier League Footballer Arrested For A Relationship With A 14 Year Old Has Been Revealed
That didn’t take too long did it?
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Watch As West Ham Fans Politely Let A Black Man Board Their Train
West Ham fans displaying their sense of humour.
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Introducing BBQ Bacon Sushi
Do you love sushi? Do you love bacon?
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Ronaldo Loses The Plot During Real Madrid Vs Cordoba, Sent Off After Punching And Kicking Two Defenders
Ronaldo went Street Fighter mode during the weekend.
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Top 10 Footballers We Want To Punch In The Face
Have we missed anyone out?
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Lionel Messi Went On Japanese TV And Blew Everyone’s Minds With His Insane Ball Control Skills
Is there anything this guy can’t do with a ball?
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NBC Label Juan Mata ‘A Stoner’ During Yesterday’s Match
If Juan Mata is reading this, next time you’re anywhere near Sick Chirpse Towers and fancy a zoot let us know.
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Cristiano Ronaldo’s Hometown Built Him A Statue And His Penis Looks Spectacular On It
Pretty sure there’s not much left for Cristiano Ronaldo to accomplish at this point.
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George Osborne Pledges £50 Million To Make England ‘The Best Team In The World’
In hindsight this could be regarded as an absolutely genius political move.
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DC Comics Are Suing Valencia Because Their Club Crest Looks Like The Batman Logo
Is this a battle the Dark Knight can hope to win?
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Qatar Advises That Gay People Stay Away From The World Cup 2022
We still can’t believe Qatar is hosting the World Cup.
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VIDEO: Brutal Fight Between Man Utd And Man City Fans After 2014 Manchester Derby
Here’s what went down after the Manchester Derby last Sunday.
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You’ll Never Guess Who The Fastest Player In The Premiership Is This Season
Alexis Sanchez? Eden Hazard? Angel Di Maria? Nope.
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12 Players Sent Off In Argentinian Third Division Match After Massive Brawl
There are some huge derbies in English football but I don’t think I’ve ever seen a reaction like this.
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Dele Adebola Has Had An Absolute Nightmare Week On Twitter
Maybe he should just delete his account for a while.
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Dude Pretending To Be Robert Lewandowski Picking Up Girls Part 2
New club, new kit, new opportunities to pick up American girls.
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Roy Keane Reveals Excellent Story Of Why He Never Signed Robbie Savage
Undoubtedly one of the best reasons ever.
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This Is OFFICIALLY The Worst Open Net Goal Miss In Football History
You couldn’t miss if you tried…
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Gladiator Football – Where Scoring Goals Is Just As Important As Punching Your Opponent In The Face
No Italians are gonna be taking a dive in this one.
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You Can Now Buy LEGO Versions Of Your Favourite Premier League Grounds
It had to happen.
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Sick Chirpse Premier League Action Review – 16th – 18th August
The results, positives and negatives from last weekend’s Premier League action.
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Meet Ed Woodward – The Man Behind The Failures Of Manchester United
Ed Woodward is Manchester United’s “Director Of Football” – and he’s also the reason why they’re going to suffer this season.
