Juicing Diets Suck Balls And Will Make You Fat And Depressed
People are not plants.
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Guy Fights Kebab Shop Owner For Free Kebab; Gets Absolutely Lamb Donnered To Oblivion
Fighting for a real cause.
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Here’s A $36,000 Watch Made Of Actual Rock From The Moon
The rocks predate human existence.
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Jeffrey Dahmer’s Childhood Home Is Available To Rent For The GOP Convention
Yeah, the one where he committed his first murder.
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Yelp Employee Writes Open Letter To CEO Asking For Salary Increase, Gets Fired Instead
The CEO of Yelp is one ruthless MOFO.
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This Ad Is Offering A Bed In A Living Room In London For £500 A Month
Better invest in some PJs.
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This Guy Flew From Sheffield To Essex Via Berlin To Save £8 On His Train Fare
Was that really worth it?
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Commuter Pays £6,000 To Ride In A Mop Cupboard Every Day
At least he always has a seat.
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The New IPhone 7 Won’t Have A Headphone Port
What the…?
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Martin Shkreli Ordered A $120 Cup Of Tea To Impress His Tinder Date
‘I’m not really a big tea drinker.’
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Marks And Spencer ‘Luxury’ Biscuits Just Got Exposed Big Time
The scandal that’s set to rock the nation.
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This Secret Loophole Will Save You Hundreds Of £££s On Train Tickets
Compared to the usual small fortune.
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McDonald’s Are Now Selling A 48 McNugget Bucket Meal
Packing over 2000 calories and costing a mere £10.
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John Malkovich And Robert Rodriguez’s New Movie ‘100 Years’ Won’t Actually Be Released For 100 Years
This has to be one of the dumbest ideas in history.
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‘Bed Under Stairs’ In London Advertised For £500 A Month
Looking for a place to live in London? We’ve got you covered.
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You Can’t Call Yourself A Real Billionaire Unless You Have Your Own Private Moveable Island
Probably the sickest toy in the entire world.
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VIDEO: Taxi Driver Threatens To Kill Uber Driver And His Passenger
Sorry taxi drivers – adapt or die.
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This London Flat Listing Will Make Your Shitty Student Flat Feel Like A Palace
Flat? FLAT? That isn’t a flat. That’s a shitty room in a garage.
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London’s Olympic ArcelorMittal Orbit Tower Is Being Turned Into The World’s Biggest Slide
This is some of the most exciting news ever.
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The World’s First Jetpack Is Here And It’s Awesome
You really can become Iron Man – or at least The Rocketeer – with this bit of kit.
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10 Of The Rarest And Most Expensive Trainers Ever Made
Every pair featured in this list costs upwards of $1000.
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5 Reasons Why Being In A Band Sucks
You have to admit, being in a band completely sucks 99% of the time.
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Selfridges Were Too Prang To Deliver £450 Bag To Brixton Flat
Selfridges crapped themselves when they were asked to deliver a £450 Mulberry bag to a flat in Brixton.
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VIDEO: Lamborghini Goes Airborne In Three Way Crash On Expensive London Street
It’s pretty useless if your car can go 217mph but you can’t drive it properly.
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VIDEO: The Most Expensive Movie Shot Of The Silent Film Era
This clip from Buster Keaton’s 1926 film ‘The General’ is officially the most expensive scene ever filmed during the silent film era – check it out.
