'Like Home Alone on bath salts.'
Dread to think what he's gonna be like.
It's a filthy epidemic.
This is reality and it's absolutely terrifying.
The feathered spectre of the apocalypse looms ever closer to humanity. Sort of.
Doomsday Preppers - Addictive TV about nutters in America preparing for the end times or financial collapse or terrorism or zombies or.........