The damage could be irreversible.
His heart is being choked by the excess flab that surrounds it.
Must have been quite the penis.
Terrible news all round.
He is one lucky man.
Who said romance is dead?
We've all thought about it.
This kid is even more insane than we thought.
This kid wants to look at vaginas all day and nothing's going to stop him.
Might be a good idea to remove the pencil first...
Charlie Sheen's doctor has been curing HIV for years with this antidote, apparently.
Charlie Sheen's doctor is even more insane than he is.
You wouldn't like him to tell you that you needed to be put to sleep for an operation.
The guy actually shared his doctor's note online.
Sad news to wake up to.
I hate getting private number calls so I can sympathise with these guys.
It's an extremely rare condition known as a cutaneous horn.
Some parents just need to stay the hell away from their children's toys.
If you're about to eat your lunch maybe give this one a miss.
She's drunk three Miller High Lifes and a shot of whiskey every day for the past 70 years.
They really ripped him to shreds.
You might want to make sure you're on an empty stomach before clicking this.
This sounds absolutely brutal.
He's been in and out of hospitals multiple times in the last few months.
This bunch are willing to die in the name of space exploration.
You wouldn't wish this on your worst enemy.