Just what you've always wanted.
I'm never using this airline.
One of the most repulsive stories you will ever read.
I'm never going to the doctor again.
Should this have been allowed?
Maybe not the best place to go about picking up a woman.
Feel good story of the day.
How to make puberty even more painful.
Way to screw up.
This lady's accent is the funniest thing you'll hear all week.
No rules or regulations in this club.
Scarred for life.
Yet strangely satisfying.
I'll drink to that.
That can’t be sanitary.
Not what you want to be seeing from inside a hospital.
This is gross but it must've felt so good.
The narcissist's injury.
What a bummer.
What a way to go.
Wait for it.
The damage could be irreversible.
His heart is being choked by the excess flab that surrounds it.
Must have been quite the penis.
Terrible news all round.
He is one lucky man.
Who said romance is dead?