Resting bitch face is the phenomenon where you look like a total bitch/dickhead even when you feel fine and dandy. It’s just the way your face happens to look when you’re resting.
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Well according to the NY Post and their chat with Dr. David Shafer, double board-certified plastic surgeon and medical director of Shafer Plastic Surgery & Laser Center in Midtown, many women are coming to him to fix their ‘resting bitch face’ so as to make them seem more approachable, especially women who work in sales.
This is actually a common request from patients — I get several each week.
They may not always use the words ‘resting bitch face,’ but if I mention ‘RBF,’ they say, ‘exactly.
So how does it work exactly? The NY Post explains:
To achieve the look, doctors use techniques such as the injection of fillers into the face and sometimes Botox, medical experts said. The procedure takes about 10 to 20 minutes, costs between $500-5,000, with top docs, depending on the number of shots. It typically lasts up to two years.
So there you go. If you’ve got a resting bitch face and you want to do something about it, all you need is $500-5000 worth of injections to your face, weeks of swelling and bruising and pain and (probably) staying indoors. Despite all that though it’s totally worth it – you’ll have newfound confidence, won’t look like a total bitch all the time, and will suddenly become a lot better at Poker.
Just don’t end up looking like Tulisa after she got hers done. Yikes!