Bad news, everybody – Ana de Armas is officially off the market. Yep, the Cuban-Spanish Hollywood babe has gone from Ben Affleck to the Vice President of Tinder to… the step-son of the President of Cuba? Not a bad dating CV really. Here’s Ana de Armas and Manuel Anido Cuesta, the step-son of Cuban President […]
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Here’s what it’s like to party with Kim Jong-un, North Korea style.
A rundown of 10 ruthless dictators that aren’t Hitler.
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Definitely the kind of person you’d want in charge of nuclear weaponry.
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The latest tactic for world domination.
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Some sh*t about some sh*t places you probably don’t know sh*t about.
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Who knew Kim Jong-un was also a restauranteur?
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Someone got a bit too trigger happy with the tweezers, which means they’re probably going to die.
Kim Jong-Un’s Stylist Has Messed Up His Eyebrows Read More »
What is this guy like eh? Kim Jong-un has just had one of his officials executed with a flamethrower after deciding he was an ‘enemy of the state’.
Kim Jong-un Just Killed Someone With A Flamethrower Read More »
Alexander Lukashenko the dictator of Belarus famously said “It’s better to be a dictator than gayâ€. And you thought Putin was bad.
Jonathan Davies claims Obama uses celebrities to distract United States’ citizens from the shady laws he is passing.
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Whilst he was out dining at a trendy East London restaurant, Tony Blair got put under citizen’s arrest by one of the bartenders for his role in the Iraq War.
Barman Tries To Arrest Tony Blair For ‘Crimes Against Peace’ Read More »
This is how you bounce back from bad publicity – build your oppressed country a ski resort.
Kim Jong Un Brings Skiing To North Korea Read More »
Robert Mugabe starts his 7th term in office by insulting Nelson Mandela, homosexuals and white people. Par for the course then.
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