Kim Jong-Un Is Launching Korean ‘Take Me Out’ To Find A Guy For His Sister

Kim Jong Un take me out

No likey, no lifey.

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un is not well known for his caring and compassionate side – he did execute his uncle by having him eaten alive by 120 dogs after all.

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However, his recent venture shows that there are at least a couple of people who do get the love and affection of the podgy dictator – namely his sister. Apparently he feels so bad that Kim Yo-jong is still a spinster that he wants to launch a ‘Take Me Out’ style dating show in order to find her a suitor. Ah, how cute.

Despite being North Korea’s most powerful woman, Yo-jong is still single (can’t imagine why) and now that she’s looking for a guy, Jong-un is up for giving a helping hand. He said that he will personally select 30 competing candidates from Pyongyang’s political and social elite and they will all contend for the affections of North Korea’s #1 lady.

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What makes this different to the TV show is that the guys all have to have a higher IQ than that of a zoo animal – the entry requirements include having a graduation certificate or they have to be a student from Pyongyang’s Kim Il-sung university. They also have to be 5’10’’, good looking and have served in the army. Anyone know any suitors?

Whether she will find a husband is yet to be seen. Her last attempt back in 2012 proved unsuccessful – I wonder if that’s because she’s a fussy bitch or because marrying into the family of the scariest dictator in the world would be a pain in the ass. I’m betting with the latter.

For more on North Korea, check out these images of the country that Kim Jong-un doesn’t want you to see.


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