Coleen Rooney ‘Wants Brother To Chaperone Wayne Rooney’ While He’s Coaching In America
Don’t blame her.
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AC Milan Respond To Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s ‘Voodoo’ Dig At Romelu Lukaku During Derby Clash
Was Zlatan being a racist?
Derbyshire Police Are Hunting A Man For ‘Sexual Assault’ Over A Kiss On The Cheek
They’ve since removed their appeals after being brutally trolled.
Thief Knocks Out Woman To Steal Her Kebab In Brutal 3am Attack
When she regained consciousness, her kebab was gone but she still had her phone and purse.
Drunk Guy Covers His Face In Silver Paint And Drives To McDonald’s
Not a bad way to spend your Saturday night.
The British ‘Nutella Jihadi’ Has Blown Himself In Iraq After Being Used As ‘Shock Trooper’
I guess it wasn’t exactly the five star lifestyle he was advertising over in Iraq.
Chef Develops Scotch Creme Eggs Weighing In At 1000 Calories Each
Two of our favourite things combined.
Dog With Deformed Front Legs Gets To Run For The First Time Thanks To 3D Printed Prosthetics
Another example of how 3D printing is going to revolutionise our lives – and the lives of our pets.
VIDEO: Brutal Fight Between Man Utd And Man City Fans After 2014 Manchester Derby
Here’s what went down after the Manchester Derby last Sunday.
UK Woman Discovers Flesh Eating Maggots In Her Ear
Another South American horror story courtesy of a woman who woke up with ten flesh eating maggots trapped in her ear. Ouch.
Jose Mourinho: Still Bossin’
The Unique One pulled his latest stunt yesterday, before the kick-off of the Madrid derby. No other manager would think to do it, let alone have the bottle.
