Man Stabs His Friend To Death Over Heated Lionel Messi V Cristiano Ronaldo Argument
The eternal debate.
Ronaldo’s chat-up technique leaves something to be desired.
It was like being ‘tagged by Floyd Mayweather’.
The accusation was made on French television show Touche Pas A Mon last night.
Some people have all the luck.
He kicks balls at motorbikers and scares people on the beach with that weird noise he makes.
Some people have all the luck.
Complete psycho celebrity move.
The fight we’ve been waiting for finally goes down.
Pretty sure there’s not much left for Cristiano Ronaldo to accomplish at this point.
If only he hadn’t shot it straight at the keeper.
Why the hell does Ronaldo need to do this?
Even though this is a major security breach and Portugal are out of the World Cup, Ronaldo was still safe about this.
Cristiano Ronaldo might be completely ruled out of the World Cup, and it’s all this dude’s fault.
Turns out the story we published the other day was bullshit, but this one might be even better.
If this story is true, then it’s absolutely incredible.
Unsurprisingly Zlatan Ibrahimovic crops up a couple of times in this one.
You were probably too busy getting pissed over the Bank Holiday weekend to see this absolutely amazing goal scored by CR7.
If you’ve seen on of Ronaldo’s towering headers then you’ll know that he’s a boss, but watching other people try and jump as high as him really puts it into perspective.
This is one of the most incredible statistics I’ve ever seen.
I guess this is one way to learn how to deal with a Cristiano Ronaldo or Gareth Bale piledriver.
Cristiano Ronaldo will be there for the museum’s opening on the island of Madeira on December 15th.
Cristiano Ronaldo didn’t mince his words when the Swedish media tried to interview him on Tuesday night.
It’s well known that foreign commentators are a lot more crazy than English ones, but this guy really takes it to the next level following Ronaldo sealing qualification for the Portuguese last night.
What’s the best way to gain an advantage in an important football match? Set up a karaoke singer outside your opponents’ hotel at 7:15am.