Ronaldo Loses The Plot As He’s Shown A Red Card For Elbowing Opponent, Then Threatens To Punch Referee
If you were wondering how Cristiano Ronaldo is getting on…
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Cristiano Ronaldo Faces Investigation After Vigorously ‘W@nking’ At Rival Fans Chanting ‘Messi’ At Him
Everyone knows that the best way to rattle Cristiano Ronaldo…
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Cristiano Ronaldo Says He’s A ‘Huge Fan’ Of Jordan Peterson And They Speak Often
“Fantastic man. I learned a lot.”
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Ronaldo Has No Respect For Ten Hag And Feels Betrayed By Manchester United
Ronaldo was interviewed by Piers Morgan.
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Cristiano Ronaldo Took A Picture With ‘His Friend’ Jordan Peterson And People Aren’t Happy
The ultimate collaboration or a couple of rapists?
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Mum Of Boy Whose Phone Was Smashed By Ronaldo: ‘He’s The Most Arrogant Man In The World’
He couldn’t even get her name right.
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Lionel Messi Passes Ronaldo For The Most-Liked Instagram Post Ever From An Athlete
Ronaldo won’t be happy about this one.
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TV Star Reveals Portuguese Footballer Has A ‘Micropenis’ In New Book ‘Memoirs Of A Whore’
Can’t be Ronaldo, can it?
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Cristiano Ronaldo Gives His Girlfriend £80,000 A Month To Do Whatever She Wants With
From £13-an-hour nanny to £80k monthly allowance.
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Football Prop Bets: Are There Just Too Many?
Well are there?
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Red Meat And Potatoes Have Been Banned From The World Pie Eating Championships Over Farting Concerns
It would make the event unenjoyable for spectators.
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Three Other Women Are Now Accusing Cristiano Ronaldo Of Rape
The plot thickens.
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One Of Forbes Top Ten Earning Celebrities In The World Last Year Is Completely Unbelievable
How did she manage to earn that much?
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Man Divorces Woman Because She Thinks Cristiano Ronaldo Is Better Than Messi
The eternal debate.
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Rooney’s Being Body-Shamed For His ‘Dad One Pack’ Against Ronaldo’s Ripped Torso
I mean it’s hardly fair is it?
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Cristiano Ronaldo’s Mangled Statue Got The Best Ever Photoshop Treatment
Nice work internet.
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Airport Honours Cristiano Ronaldo With The World’s Most Horrifying Statue
Someone’s getting fired for this.
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Watch Cristiano Ronaldo Take On Jesse Pinkman At Poker
‘Let’s see the river card, bitch’
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Nike Have Just Dropped The ‘HyperAdapt 1.0’
They said it couldn’t be done.
