Girl Goes On Absolutely Insane Text Rant When Guy Refuses To Sleep With Her Because She’s Sick
It literally goes on for days and days.
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Men Can’t Stop Asking Out The Girl Who Hid Her Own Poo In Her Purse
The Internet is a disturbing place.
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Taking Your Phone Into The Toilet Is Making You Ill
Terrible news all round.
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Man Cleared Of Forcing A Child To Perform A Sex Act Because ‘He Was Asleep At The Time’
So being asleep is an excuse for a multitude of crimes now, apparently.
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Woman Suing Doctors After They Removed The Wrong Body Part
Someone wasn’t paying attention in medical school.
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TfL Spend A Ridiculous Amount Of Money On Counselling For Their Tube Drivers Every Year
Turns out driving a tube train can really mess you up.
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This MP Just Offered To Perform Oral Sex On His Constituents
They don’t call him John ‘Woodcock’ for nothing.
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This Vet Just Gave A Goldfish Braces
This fish is going to have straighter teeth than you.
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The Internet’s Getting Really Excited Over Beyonce’s Younger Cousin
“Good lord, Beyonce’s cousin is thicker than racial tensions.”
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Watch Rachel Riley Spell A Rude Word On Countdown Without Even Realising
Who knew consonants and vowels could be so filthy.
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There’s A Version Of Uber That Lets You Hail A Private Jet
Yeah, because the main reason I don’t hire a private jet is convenience.
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Madonna Pulls Fan Onto Stage And Pulls Down Her Top In Front Of Everyone (VIDEO)
Madonna is well on her way to losing the plot.
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Man Arrested Outside School After Threatening Lollipop Man With 2 Machetes
Lollipop men deserve better.
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Watch This Woman Vanish Into Thin Air During Live TV Broadcast
Optical illusion or the real life Gandalf? You decide.
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42 Year Old Mum Spends £350,000 On Surgery To Look Like Barbie
Life is plastic, it’s fantastic.
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Peterborough Ditch Murderer Sues Prison For ‘Breaching Her Human Rights’
She has also plotted to slice off the fingers of a guard while trying to escape.
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Husband Stunned As ‘Dead’ Wife Turns Up On TV Two Years After He Buried Her
How is this even possible?
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This Guy Went Absolutely Insane When His Tinder Date Cancelled On Him
All kinds of crazy.
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Prisoner Posts Trip Advisor-Style Review After Spending The Night In Prison
‘Had my own on-suite room and butler’.
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Uni Students Fined After Throwing A Party So Crazy The Air Scored 0.09 On A Breathalyser
This sounds like one of the wildest nights in history.
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This Drunk Driver Was Pulled Over With A 15-Foot Tree Stuck In The Bonnet Of Her Car
Ever been so drunk you picked up a tree and drove it round town?
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Man Tried To Have Sex With His Girlfriend’s Dog Because He ‘Was Sexually Frustrated’
Taking Doggy Style way too literally.
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Manhunt In Manchester After Brother Sets Sister On Fire
Stay safe out there.
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