Men Can’t Stop Asking Out The Girl Who Hid Her Own Poo In Her Purse
The Internet is a disturbing place.
The Internet is a disturbing place.
So being asleep is an excuse for a multitude of crimes now, apparently.
Someone wasn’t paying attention in medical school.
Turns out driving a tube train can really mess you up.
They don’t call him John ‘Woodcock’ for nothing.
“Good lord, Beyonce’s cousin is thicker than racial tensions.”
Who knew consonants and vowels could be so filthy.
Yeah, because the main reason I don’t hire a private jet is convenience.
Madonna is well on her way to losing the plot.
Lollipop men deserve better.
Optical illusion or the real life Gandalf? You decide.
Life is plastic, it’s fantastic.
She has also plotted to slice off the fingers of a guard while trying to escape.
How is this even possible?
‘Had my own on-suite room and butler’.
This sounds like one of the wildest nights in history.
Ever been so drunk you picked up a tree and drove it round town?
Taking Doggy Style way too literally.
When you run out of alcohol and the shop is 10 minutes away…