If only he had satisfied her.
Watch him nail that knockout in smooth HD baby.
We spoke too soon.
MLS has finally inherited the ugly side of the beautiful game.
Showers are overrated.
Harry Styles forgot his DM-only rule on Twitter and sent One Directioners into meltdown.
Don't ever accuse Japanese football fans at the World Cup of being sore losers.
Shovel Girl eat your heart out.