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The Most Ridiculous Business Card In The History Of The World
Millionaire Chinese business man, Chen Guangbiao, releases what can only be described as the most ridiculous business card ever. This is absolutely crazy.
PICTURE: Dead Frog Found In Pret A Manger Salad
When tucking into that delicious tuna salad, you definitely don’t want to find a dead frog in there.
David Cameron Signs Deal To Export £46 Million Of Pig Semen To China
Could this be David Cameron’s finest hour?
VIDEO: Chinese Couple Kick The Crap Out Of Thieves Trying To Rob Their Shop
All other convenience store crooks out there – consider this a warning.
Chinese Man Takes 4 Years To Carve Incredibly Detailed And Huge Tree Sculpture
Chinese tree carver Zheng Chenhui enters the Guinness Book Of Records having created the biggest and most detailed tree carving in history.
Man Successfully Sues His Ex-Wife For Having Ugly Child
Jian Feng was so horrified at his daughters appearance that he accused his wife of cheating on him before successfully suing her for around £75,000.
Chinese Bachelor Cuts Off Penis Because He Wants To Stop Thinking About Sex
A Chinese bachelor on a cold streak cut off his penis because he wanted to stop thinking about sex. He then cycled all the way to the hospital but mindlessly left his penis at home.
Chinese Man Visits Doctor For Abdominal Pain, Discovers He’s A Woman
A Chinese man complaining of abdominal pain went to the doctors and received a stunning diagnosis – he is actually female and had been mistakenly living his life as a man for 66 years.
Chinese Girl Punishes Cheating Boyfriend In Public, Gets Arrested (Video)
Check out this Chinese dude kneeling in front of his girlfriend and begging for forgiveness and she slaps him up before being arrested.
Lord Sugar Investigated Over Hate Tweet
A tweet by Alan Sugar last week offended one person so much they filed a complaint to the police. Now Lord Sugar is being investigated by police for a “hate incidentâ€.
Chinese Man Almost Gets Sent On 2 Week Journey To America Locked In Shipping Container
This monumentally drunk Chinese man mistook a 40ft shipping container for his hotel bedroom and snuggled down for the night. Cue disaster.
Chinese ‘Ghostbuster’ Arrested For Conducting Exorcism With His Penis
A Chinese man has been arrested after convincing a woman that she had vaginal ghosts that could only be banished by his penis.
Introducing The Winner Of The Microsoft Excel World Championship
China’s Sicheng Wen is the winner of the Microsoft Excel World Championship.
Chinese Toddler Caught After Falling From Fourth Floor Window
A Chinese toddler was left home alone and ended up falling from a fourth floor window, only to be caught by delivery men working below.
Chinese Farmer Arrested For Pretending To Have An Alien In His Freezer
In an effort to convince people that aliens are real a Chinese chap makes a fake one and ends up getting arrested for being a pillock.
Sometimes In Ghana When A Movie Comes Out Local Artists Have To Make Bootleg Posters Because They Can’t Afford The Rights And They Are Hilarious
Some of these posters are certainly passable, but others are just completely bizarre. They’re all a really weird art style though and they’re all pretty hilarious.
So Here’s A Bear And A Monkey Racing On Bikes Before The Bear Eats The Monkey
Yeah, pretty mental title, a bear riding a bike eats a monkey that’s fallen off a bike. Can’t put it any other way. China is nuts. China is cruel.
Check Out This Chinese Bus Driver’s Amazing Reactions As A Lamp Post Smashes Through His Windscreen And Nearly Decapitates Him
This bus driver’s reactions are insane. A lamppost smashes through the bus window, nearly decapitating him, but he ducks with miliseconds to spare.
Wang XianXiang Is A Chinese Man Who Likes To Lift Weights With His Eyelids
If you don’t know what a Chinese Eyelid Weightlifter is, then take a guess. You’re probably right and yeah, it looks pretty horrific. Check out some pictures in here.
First There Was Gangnam Style, Now There Is Carrier Style
China have ripped off Gangnam Style in a bid to go viral and created Carrier Style, which is a cross between Gangnam Style and a gesture two people working on their famous new aircraft carrier made over the weekend.
Chinese Guy Tearing The Roads Up On An Armchair
Chinese guy absolutely tearing the roads up on an armchair. What the fvck?
VIDEO: Amazing Double Overhead Kick Goal
I don’t think this kind of goal has ever happened anywhere else before – the double overhead kick.
THE RISE AND RISE OF CHINA’S WINE INDUSTRY
As China rises to be a superpower in the wine world what does this mean for the consumer as well as the wine industry as a whole. Will be soon be soaked in an wine related apocalypse? Or will we be basking in a fountain of great value wine?