Lord Charles Arthur Salvador.
There's your lockdown fix.
He said he had tried to kill herself five times.
The former star of Coronation Street and Emmerdale was discovered this morning.
The perfect stocking filler.
A host of vague celebrities attended.
The happiest day of his life.
Charles Bronson would be proud.
She said yes.
Up to his old tricks.
Battle of the lunatics.
At least he's making an effort.
Well that's... nice?
A woman collapsed and couldn't walk for four days after wearing them.
A policeman who is also a hipster - and uses his job to facilitate his lifestyle.
Why has anyone chosen to create this? Seriously, why?
Charles Bronson positively lost the plot after Arsenal won the FA cup and vented his frustrations on 12 prison guards.
Pretty much what it says in the title. Including Jeff Goldblum!