Ugandan Runner Nearly Decapitates Himself By Running Face First Into Hurdle (VIDEO)
Uganda be kidding me!
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Olympic Hurdler Forgets To Jump Over First Hurdle, Completely Demolishes Himself (VIDEO)
Imagine training for literally years, and then this happens…
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These Brazilian Olympic Divers Completely Fucked Up Their Performance After All Night Sex Session
Should’ve saved it for the celebration.
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Michael Phelps Has Broken A 2,168-Year-Old World Record Set In 152 BC
Imagine breaking a world record that’s been around since before Jesus was born.
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Watch This Insane Footage Of Rio Thieves Mugging Unsuspecting Tourists In Broad Daylight (VIDEO)
It’s peak season for the young thieves of Brazil and they are definitely making the most of it.
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Olympic Athlete Gets Straight Up Molested On Camera By Women Off ‘The Today Show’ (VIDEO)
How would this look if the genders were reversed?
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Dutch Cyclist Gets Obliterated Just A Few Miles From Winning Olympic Gold (VIDEO)
We’re 3 days into the Olympics and people are already being brutalised.
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Chinese Athlete Arrives For Rio Olympics, Immediately Gets Vomited On And Robbed
Opening ceremony this Friday…
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This Brazilian Drug Lord’s Prison Cell Is Better Than Your Shitty Apartment
Turns out jail’s pretty sweet if you’re rich and powerful.
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A Mutilated Body Just Washed Up On The Olympic Volleyball Beach Venue
Worst. Olympics. Ever.
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Justin Bieber Just Had A Kickabout With Neymar And Completely Rinsed Him
Bieber – the boy who keeps on giving.
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Brazilian Football Legend Rivaldo Warns Tourists To Stay Away From Rio Olympics
Turns out hosting the Olympics in a corrupt, violence-ridden city wasn’t a good idea.
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Man Who Spent £280K To Look Like ‘Ken’ Rushed To Hospital After His Body Rejects New Nose
His nose looks like how yours feels on a Friday night.
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This 5 Year Old Is So Overweight His Fat Is Suffocating Him
His heart is being choked by the excess flab that surrounds it.
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Worst Hitman Of All Time Misses Three Times From Point Blank Range
This guy needs to find a new profession ASAP.
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Watch This Kid Shoot Himself In The Head Playing Russian Roulette – And Somehow Survive
Seriously screwed up footage.
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Young Dolphin Dies After Being Dragged Onto Beach For Selfies
Dehydration lead to death.
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Referee Shot Dead By Player He Sent Off In Argentinian Amateur Match
Football violence in South America is spiralling out of control.
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This Is One Of The Most Brutal Flying Air Kicks To The Spine Ever (VIDEO)
I’ve never seen anyone get fly kicked harder than this before.
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Woman Catches Her Husband With His Mistress, Beats Her Up And Dashes Her Off A Bridge
Who needs Jeremy Kyle?
