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Brazil Is Going To Open A Sex Theme Park With Penis Bumper Cars And Vibrating Seats (NSFW)

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Saucy.

ErotikaLand is the name of the world’s first sex theme park. Set to open in 2018 and located in Piracicaba, Brazil, the park will include a “sex playground” and “museum of sexuality.”

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Apparently people are already protesting against it as some groups worry that the location will become known as, “the capital of sex.” Still, looks like it’s going ahead regardless. One way they do plan to control the visitors’ horn is by operating love motels nearby so they don’t get it on in the theme park. Businessman Mauro Morata said:

This won’t be a place for nuns, but it’s not like we’re trying to recreate Sodom and Gomorrah.

If attendees want to take things to another level, they can go to a nearby motel — which we will operate.

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Additional features include a ‘7D’ cinema where seats vibrate, a nudist pool, penis shaped bumper cars, an aphrodisiac snack bar and a “train of pleasure” with strippers. Kinky.

The investors actually reckon this thing is going to promote a healthy approach to sex. If by “healthy” they mean running around in La La Land, grinding up on anything that vibrates and riding on penises all day then yeah, I guess it will.

Maybe they should invest in a few of these VR full body sex suits just for shits and giggles.


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