If David Brent made job ads.
Do it in style.
The real king of the jungle.
Police were called after he skipped a $235 bar bill.
Can't say I blame them.
The great escape.
Straight up busted.
And you thought your boss was bad.
Catching some z's in the office.
It's the new height of fashion.
No more taking your work home with you.
What a pair of absolute jokers.
So you've joined the rat race... now what?
Even worse than a morning meeting.
These are the facts mate.
That's one way to get him back.
'Can you give me a good excuse to go fishing?'
That's not even the worst part.
That'll teach 'em.
The latest tactic for world domination.
That's what I like to hear.
What have you achieved today?
"How many Big Macs does McDonald's sell each year in the U.S.?"
This kid just dropped it like a straight up G.