It's got 250,000 signatures already.
Everyone wants to talk about it.
Police are advising not to open them.
His nickname is Mr Sperminator.
Nowhere is safe.
This is s**t scary.
Is she trying to tell us something?
Hope the wind didn't change.
Stuck in the middle with you.
Not sure if you need to be an expert to figure that out.
How do you measure up?
What the actual fuck?
The truth is out there.
It came complete with analysis, punditry and commentating.
This is bound to get a lot of signatures.
The conspiracy deepens.
I'm not entirely sure how this is even possible but hey, top marks for effort.
If you ever plan on skipping class again, read this.
Does this make Keira Knightley completely cool or a bit of a weirdo?