Surely she’s too old for him?
That's too bad.
Shame he's not managing anyone now though.
When you need help, go to the best.
She managed to justify the situation and avoid jail.
Lock up your daughters.
His sister alluded to it in a mysterious tweet.
Things have gone from bad to worse for him.
Turns out you can put a price on love.
Dreams can come true.
Surprised this hasn't happened sooner.
Well, we all know what teen girls like doing at the weekend.
Bit of a step down.
His life just gets worse and worse.
It gets worse.
"He's shitting himself."
One last blowout.
Just give up already.
Anyone up for it? Didn't think so.
It never ends.
Just when you thought he couldn't sink any lower.
That's one way to become a millionaire.