The National Lottery is having a complete overhaul and introducing The New Lotto – which features even more ways to win and looks like it actually might be worth playing again.
The National Lottery Launches The New Lotto Read More »
Reality TV is pretty gross in general but a reality TV show about conjoined twins is gross in more ways than one.
Reality TV Hits A New Low With Show About Conjoined Twins (VIDEO) Read More »
The world’s most famous whiskey has just released it’s first new product in over ten years: Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Honey.
Introducing: Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Honey Read More »
Nobody has completely screwed up at the Olympics yet. Enter Stephan Feck.
Feck It – Stephan Feck Completely Screws Up His Dive At The Olympics Read More »
Ukulele is brand new fashion brand from my buddy who’s main aim is to let you dress sexy without looking slutty. They’re also interested in designing retro clothes from the future.
Ukulele’s Guide To How To Dress Sexy Without Looking Like A Slut Read More »
We’ve been hearing reports of these Marmite Rehoming Unit vans driving around a few cities recently and now we’ve finally figured out what they’re up to.
We Finally Got To The Bottom Of Marmite Neglect Read More »
Boomtown is the UK’s maddest festival and Sick Chirpse will be sending Batman_LDN down to represent this year.
Boomtown Festival Preview – Sick Chirpse And Batman_LDN Represent Read More »
This weird van has been driving around central London today and I just want to know what the hell is going on with it.
What Is Marmite Neglect And The Marmite Rehoming Unit? Read More »
There’s nothing that’s going to brighten your day like the discovery of a snake that looks like a giant penis, is there?
Snake That Looks Like Giant Penis Discovered In Brazil Read More »
Bradley Cooper plays the Elephant man but looks more like he’s just popped a pill rather than being physically disfigured.
Bradley Cooper Plays The Elephant Man Read More »
The Mayor Of London was left dangling 20 foot in the air today when a zip wire he was riding malfunctioned.
Boris Johnson Gets Stuck On Zip Wire Read More »
Samuel L. Jackson has never been that engaged with his twitter account but the Olympics have really brought him out of his shell.
Samuel L. Jackson Is Going Crazy On Twitter About The Olympics Read More »
The Juggalo movement has never been dumber thanks to the release of this new infomercial for their annual festival, the Gathering of the Juggalos.
Gathering of The Juggalos Infomercial Read More »
Having Tourette’s Syndrome is unlucky enough as it is, but it probably sucks even more though if it makes you constantly make Nazi salutes though.Especially when there are some tough black dudes around.
Teenager With Tourette’s Syndrome Beaten Up For Accidentally Making Nazi Salute Read More »
We’ve all dreamed about those perfect people being fat and ugly like the rest of us, well what if it actually happened? Here are some pictures of it in action.
What If Jennifer Aniston And Other Gorgeous Famous People Were Fat And Ugly? Read More »
Have you ever wanted to colour in pictures of Bill Murray? You’re in luck.
If you like football and really dumb stupid stuff then this is the video for you.
VIDEO: Footballers Of The World Read More »
Banksy is at it again. That boy’s always got his finger on the pulse so of course his next target is the Olympics.
Banksy Takes On The Olympics Read More »
We saw the cast of the Inbetweeners USA a couple of weeks ago, now get ready for the firs trailer. It’s not very good.
First Inbetweeners USA Trailer – Is It As Terrible As It Looked? Probably. Read More »
Rory McIlroy just hit some idiot in the face with a golf ball, and it’s not the first time he’s done that either.
Rory McIlroy Hits Some Loser In The Head With A Golf Ball Read More »
The title says it all really, but the important question is: Would you hire her?
Girl Accidentally Emails Potential Employer Picture Of Nicolas Cage Instead Of CV Read More »
Who knew that a bra could be so dangerous?
Katy Perry’s Bra Deemed Too Dangerous And Subsequently Banned Read More »
50 Shades of Grey has inspried a lot of people to a lot of fucked up things, but not until now has someone attacked their girlfriend with brown sauce for reading it.
Man Attacks Girlfirend With Brown Sauce For Reading 50 Shades of Grey Read More »
Those sugary sweet vocals in Call Me Maybe have got everyone singing it, no matter how annoying it might actually be. Could this be the remix that finally kills it though?
Call Me Maybe Remix That Could Actually Kill The Popularity Of Call Me Maybe Read More »
50 Shades of Andy Gray crosses two of the most annoying things of the 21st century – Andy Gray and 50 Shades of Grey – and ends up being surprisingly hilarious.
50 Shades of Andy Gray Read More »
Apparently, a fvcking schweffe is a guy who spends 80% of his life trying to score girls but usually failing pretty miserably unless he is targeting fat mingers or massive loose sluts.
Romarinho is Romario’s son, but is he going to be as sick as his father at football?
Introducing: Romarinho Read More »
Here’s a new mashup of The Simpsons and Breaking Bad to get you stoked for the next season that starts on Sunday.
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