‘Top down, g’s up… Fvck, I need to give the keys back to my dad.’
‘Why am I wearing a bodywarmer? I’m fvcking hot as it is.’
Yes, we were imagining tailgate parties to be a little more redneck than this too.
‘A pastry tax? More to the point, what the fvck is ‘Greggs’?’
‘I don’t bottle it when I’m out on the fvcking lash, but when I do, I fvcking double bottle it.’
