‘Top down, g’s up… Fvck, I need to give the keys back to my dad.’
‘Why am I wearing a bodywarmer? I’m fvcking hot as it is.’
Yes, we were imagining tailgate parties to be a little more redneck than this too.
‘A pastry tax? More to the point, what the fvck is ‘Greggs’?’
‘I don’t bottle it when I’m out on the fvcking lash, but when I do, I fvcking double bottle it.’
Over the last few days you’d find it hard to turn on the telly without seeing this racist prick’s ugly mug all over the place.
This is how you deal with annoying neighbours.
What was supposed to be a light-hearted drinking game has turned into a display of human idiocy – here’s what’s been the outcome.
Lauren Urasek has picked up more than 15,000 4 or 5 star ratings on OKCupid in the last 3 months, pretty good going by anyone’s standards.
Desperate times call for desperate measures.