Justin Bieber Set To Be Roasted On Comedy Central For His 21st Birthday
You know this is going to be good.
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Lindsay Lohan Is Now Selling Car Insurance
Because she’s the queen of car crashes, duh.
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Johnny Depp Caught Up With George Jung Over The Weekend
Jung was recently released from prison after serving 20 years.
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Teenage Girl Says She Suffers From ‘Walking Corpse Syndrome’, Believes She’s An Actual Corpse
Are you showing any symptoms?
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Mick Foley AKA Mankind Has A Daughter And She Looks Nothing Like How We Expected
Prepare to have your mind blown.
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Justin Bieber Goes Drinking With Keith Richards; Richards Calls Him A Wannabe
Sounds like Richards just ripped him all night whilst Justin took it.
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Man Takes Selfie With John Travolta After Travolta Hits On Him In Deserted Gym At 3AM
What was John Travolta doing in a gym on his own at 3am?
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The Plot Thickens… Now Miley Cyrus’ Brother Is Banging Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Daughter
Things could get complicated if either of the couples ever decide to tie the knot.
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Leonardo DiCaprio Turned Up To The Playboy Mansion; Snogged Rihanna And Photobombed 50 Cent
Leonardo DiCaprio starts 2015 where he left off in 2014.
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Justin Bieber Forces Website To Release Retraction Over Photoshopped Calvin Klein Photos
Bieber’s personal trainer has come out saying his dick is pretty big.
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Scientology Centre Stiff Pizza Delivery Guys On $2094.89 Order
Scientologists eh?
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Calvin Klein Photoshopped Justin Bieber So He Had A Bigger Dick
How small was it before?
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Charlie Sheen’s Just Had A Complete Melt Down On Twitter
Thought he lost it before? Nah, he was just saving it for now.
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Swedish Singer Has A Message For Men Who Say They’re Too Big For Condoms
You’ve been well and truly sussed out.
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Britain’s Vainest Man Set To Go Bankrupt To Wipe Out £35K Debts
This guy’s spent £50,000 on his face after taking out 15 credit cards.
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Justin Bieber Fans Threaten To Kill Model Lara Stone For This Racy Calvin Klein Shoot
Straight up death threats right here.
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Snoop Dogg’s Being Called Out For Posting This Apparent ‘Homophobic’ Instagram Photograph
Snoop said ‘whose auntcle is this?’ and now he’s being sued.
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Swimmer Michael Phelps’ Intersex Ex-Girlfriend Has Made A Hardcore Porn Movie
We knew she was in negotiations but apparently she’s dived right in.
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Porn Star Teen Mum Farrah Abraham’s Most Recent Plastic Surgery Didn’t Go Too Well…
Farrah just sent out these photos via Twitter.
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Dustin Diamond Set To Stand Trial After Being Arrested For Stabbing Someone
The security footage clearly shows Dustin Diamond stabbing another bar patron with a pocket knife.
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A Bunch Of Kanye West Fans Have No Idea Who Paul McCartney Is
Some of these Tweets are beyond sickening.
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David Hasselhoff Gatecrashes Southend Wedding
‘Having the Hoff show up at my wedding was a brilliant way to top off the best day of my life.’
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Kim Jong-Un’s Stylist Has Messed Up His Eyebrows
Someone got a bit too trigger happy with the tweezers, which means they’re probably going to die.
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This Week’s Top 4 Non-News Items
What non-news guff has the Daily Mail vomited onto the world wide web of woe this week?
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Naked Woman Walking Around With A Pot On Her Head And Knife In Her Hand Has Best Explanation Ever
They don’t come better than this.
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Security Called After Christina Aguilera Directs Torrent Of Abuse Towards Mickey Mouse At Disneyland
She called him an ‘Asshole’ and asked him if he ‘knew who she was’.
