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Naked Woman Walking Around With A Pot On Her Head And Knife In Her Hand Has Best Explanation Ever

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They don’t come better than this.

A 45 year old Ukrainian woman named Elena Yegorova was spotted recently walking around her hometown over there wearing nothing but a green pot on her head and carrying a butcher’s knife.

Unsurprisingly, the people who came across her were a bit worried about her behaviour. Here’s what one passerby had to say:

It is probably the weirdest thing I have ever seen. She was completely starkers, walking in a straight line, muttering something to herself and holding a knife in one hand and a meat cleaver in the other. I thought she was clearly off her rocker and how she managed to see where she was going I have no idea. I was worried that she might harm someone or herself so I called the police.

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When quizzed about it, she had an answer that you couldn’t really argue with: she was rehearsing for a stage production of Dawn Of The Dead, where she would be playing a zombie. You couldn’t make this shit up.

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