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Gigi Hadid Helps The Nation Forget About The Election By Posing Naked On A Horse

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Doing her bit for the country.

America has been a country divided ever since it was announced Donald Trump had won the presidential election.

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For most morally adjust voters, the Trump win is an absolute travesty and an embarrassing mark on American history. Rather than sit there and watch half of the country weep themselves into a political depression, Gigi Hadid has decided to use her modeling skills to cheer the nation up, or at least distract them for five minutes.

For the upcoming issue of Allure magazine, the 21-year-old posed completely butt-naked while lying on the back of a horse.

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It almost looks like the start to a very illegal looking porno, although luckily the shoot ended with the pictures. In the issue, she stated:

I always want to prove myself and to let people know I’m a good person. A lot of people don’t realise they’re typing this stuff, and that’s a lot of negative energy—regardless of whether we see it or not. People just don’t realise the power of their judgment.

Well, you’ve certainly proved yourself to be a good person Hadid. This chick sounds nearly as knowledgeable and insightful as her buddy Kylie Jenner:

“The year of just realising stuff.” Fuck me – it’s a good job we’re all grown up already because if we had these people as our role models our brains would be totally and utterly fucked. Still, good on you Hadid for trying.

If you’re still looking for something to distract you from the horrific realisation that Donald Trump will soon be president of the US, just check out this picture that supposedly shows Bill Clinton with a prostitute. Dirty dog.

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