Pretty sure there’s not much left for Cristiano Ronaldo to accomplish at this point.
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If only he hadn’t shot it straight at the keeper.
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One of the weirdest combinations of outfits in history.
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Take a bow Cristiano.
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In hindsight this could be regarded as an absolutely genius political move.
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If you’re gonna try and speak a foreign language, you want to do it a little less condescendingly than this.
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The phrase means something a lot different 30 years later.
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Is this a battle the Dark Knight can hope to win?
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The definition of career ending tackle.
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We still can’t believe Qatar is hosting the World Cup.
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Here’s what went down after the Manchester Derby last Sunday.
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Alexis Sanchez? Eden Hazard? Angel Di Maria? Nope.
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The Viper is everywhere these days.
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Is this the weirdest red card ever?
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There are some huge derbies in English football but I don’t think I’ve ever seen a reaction like this.
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Maybe he should just delete his account for a while.
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ITV presenter really put her foot in her mouth with this one.
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Undoubtedly one of the best reasons ever.
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I guess his no nonsense attitude on the pitch extends to his attitude towards women too.
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In the last minute of the game this goal meant that Paderborn went top of the table.
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No Italians are gonna be taking a dive in this one.
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