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First Lady Of Uganda States Humans Can’t Be Gay Because Cows Aren’t Gay

Janet Museveni

I guess this isn’t really that surprising when your husband has just outlawed homosexuality and made it punishable by life imprisonment.

In a rather bizarre statement that makes little to no sense, the First Lady of Uganda Janet Museveni made a speech in which she claimed it was impossible for humans to be homosexual because cows don’t have sex with other cows of the same sex. Obviously this makes a lot of sense. Not.

The speech went a little something like this: ‘We must listen to God and obey him. Thank you God for leading us… If cows did not practice homosexuality, how could we, the human beings, start arguing over homosexuality?’ Clearly she’s put a lot of thought into this. Or needs a new speech writer.

She went on to praise the Church of Uganda’s anti gay efforts and stated that the country had ‘progressed’ since the introduction of its anti-gay laws. She encouraged the population to stand tall on their anti gay stance and not repeal the anti gay laws – which are under review after over 50 civil rights groups filed to have it petitioned last week – by taking part in a massive anti gay march next week.

Well, what can you say? Looks like Uganda is completely and utterly fucked up. I hope the law gets repealed. What’s more, what Janet Museveni said is complete horse shit too because according to science, every single species of mammal has exhibited some sort of homosexual activity. So fuck you Janet, cows can be gays too, just like humans.

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