Welcome to another week of weird and many thanks for joining us; this week we’ve got the world’s most expensive dog, Vaseline injections, a miracle baby and an unwanted surprise in a bag of crisps. Just so you know, the image in the header up there is the world’s largest Ferrero Roche. It was invented by John Clarkson who owns a chip shop. If you’d like to sample the battered beast it lives in Mister Eater’s Eating Emporium – in Preston.
So here are the main events, the world rarely disappoints…
5) Vaseline Death
Sonia Perez Llanzon died in an Argentinian hospital this week after carrying out her own personal home plastic surgery. According to medical professionals it’s bad idea to inject Vaseline into your wabs to increase their size. Seriously, she injected Vaseline into her melons in a bargain basement surgery disaster. The human body is a wonderful bit of ingenious kit, but it’s not set up to deal with an attack by petroleum jelly.
She initially checked into hospital with breathing problems but died a month later of a blood clot caused by the self surgery. According to friends Sonia was obsessed with the way she looked and last year got third degree burns topping up her tan.
Apparently this isn’t such a weird occurrence in Argentina. Medical professionals have had to release warnings in the past to men trying to urge them not to inject their penis with Vaseline. Come on guys?