Gangnam Style Has Already Claimed Its First Life
Gangnam Style claimed the life of Eamonn Kilbride a few days ago. It is no longer the marker, or the messenger. It’s the killer itself.
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New American Apparel Advert Banned In The UK
American Apparel is kind of known for its sexually charged advertising campaigns, so they must have really crossed the line on their new advert to get it banned right?
Where’s The Best Place To Hide When The World Ends On December 21st?
So if the world does explode on the 21st December 2012 (which it won’t) and the end of days is truley upon us (which it isn’t) – where can we escape to?
Paul McCartney To Replace Kurt Cobain In Nirvana Reunion
In a move that probably will signal the end of the world, Paul McCartney is actually replacing Kurt Cobain at a Nirvana reunion tonight.
Youth Goalkeeper With Tourette’s Sent Off For Swearing
14 year-old Goalie, Owen Thompson, was sent off for telling the ref to fvck off despite suffering from Tourette’s syndrome. He’s now been banned for 2 games and fined £25. Mental.
Siberian Cannibals – Fishermen Trapped In Sub Zero Temperatures
I wrote a post last month about cannibalism being on the rise. Looks like I was right. For once.
Brazilian Prisoner Too Fat To Escape
Brazilian prisoner is too fat to escape prison and the dumb fvck gets caught in a wall.
Jamie O’Hara Gets Rinsed On Twitter And Is Forced To Delete His Account
When will celebrities learn? If you’re gonna say something dumb on twitter, all your followers (and probably the national press) are gonna diss you about it and you’re gonna look like an idiot and probably delete your account like a pussy. Step up Jamie O’Hara.
Dogs Learning To Drive In New Zealand
Everyone is sharing this clip so we had to get involved. I mean we never thought we would ever see dogs behind the wheel of a car, and I doubt we ever thought they would look as cool as this. Or as cute.
Real Life Snakes On A Plane
I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane. One of the dumbest movies ever actually happened in real life on a plane from Cairo to Kuwait.
How Tall Can A LEGO Tower Get?
The question on everyone’s lips has finally been answered. Just how tall could you possibly make a LEGO tower?
Talk Show Host Sets Magician’s Head On Fire
Wayne Houchin finally gets on the tele again but this time the host decides it might be a good idea to burn him to death. Note to self – never appear on Carribean TV.
NASA Scientist Says Many Young People Are Contemplating Suicide Over End Of The World Rumours
Apparently people are getting so stressed out about the end of the world that they’re actually contemplating suicide so that they miss out on it. Kinda dumb if you ask me.
The Pope Joins Twitter
I hope all Sick Chirpse readers will join me in embracing the Pope’s arrival on our favourite form of social media twitter.
Kim Kardashian Opens Milkshake Store In Bahrain; Whole Country Goes Crazy
If you had told me that Kim Kardashian opening a milkshake restaurant in Bahrain was going to be the biggest event in that country’s history ever I probably wouldn’t have believed you, but this video sure makes it look pretty fvcking huge.
I Went To See A Clock Opera Gig On A Boat. It Was Shit.
Sick Chirpse take a trip to Thekla (the boat that they filmed Skins on) to watch Clock Opera. How shit was it? You have no fvcking idea.
“Nail Houses” – Giving The Finger To The Man
If the business man wants to smash your house down, but you won’t move, even though everyone else has legged it, then you have a “Nail House”. And you are hard.
First There Was Gangnam Style, Now There Is Carrier Style
China have ripped off Gangnam Style in a bid to go viral and created Carrier Style, which is a cross between Gangnam Style and a gesture two people working on their famous new aircraft carrier made over the weekend.
Hashtag Baby
The trendiest (ugh) baby name ever has arrived and it is hashtag. No that’s it, not hashtag something, just hashtag. Srsly.
Dean Gaffney Applied For A Job At MI5
Dean Gaffney is probably the person you would least suspect of being a spy because he’s just an East End wideboy dumbass. But according to him that’s what makes it the perfect cover for his new life as an MI5 agent.
DJ’s Complaining – The Next Level: The Story Of Lil’ Louis
Last week we featured the DJ’s complaining twitter but here’s the DJ who’s the biggest complainer of them all and above all else a massive twat as it looks like he cancelled an Australian tour because he was booked on a flight on the wrong airline and subsequently kept the $11,500 he had already been paid for his services. It’s Lil’ Louis.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt To Play Batman In Justice League
JGL is reprising his role from The Dark Knight Rises and is going to be taking up the mantle of the cape crusader for the new Justice League film due for release in 2015.
Is Milking The New Planking?
Milking involves students pouring four pint cartons of milk over their heads and after could possibly be even more pointless than planking. It began in Newcastle, obviously.
U.S. State Department Names Andrew W.K.Cultural Ambassador To The Middle East
Andrew W.K.’s life becomes even dumber as the United States government decide to employ him to promote partying in the Middle East.
VIDEO: Parents Sent Kids To Therapy Over Super Nintendo In 1991
So back in 1991, adults were really suspicious of video games and sent their kids to therapy to deal with the condition they called Nintendpendent. Seriously.
Kolo Toure Tricked A Model Into Having An Affair With Him By Saying He Was A Car Salesman
If I was a professional footballer I don’t think I would lie about being a car salesman to get women into bed, but that’s exactly what Kolo Toure did. Player.
Pensioner Has Dead Wife’s Vagina Carved Into Her Gravestone
When someone dies who we’re close to, most of us visit their grave and place flowers. This guy got her vagina engraved on it.
Police Taser Old Blind Man After Mistaking His Stick For A Samurai Sword
A headline like that doesn’t need a blurb to go with it.
