This Is The First Ever Mobile Phone, 30 Years On
It needed a 10 hour charge for 30 minutes of talk time.
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Truth Revealed: Turns Out Justin Bieber Was Lying About The Jet Photos He Posted On Instagram
What an absolute bell end.
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Plumpergeddon Update: Laptop Thief Arrested And Jailed
Finally, three years later, justice is served.
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Justin Bieber Bought Himself The Most Ridiculous Christmas Present Ever
If you needed another reason to hate him then this is it.
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£100 Coin Launched To Commemorate The New Year
Imagine rocking up to the bar and paying with your £100 coin. #Ballin.
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The Interview Has Grossed Almost $18 Million Since Its Release On Christmas Day
It’s the most successful straight to VOD release of all time, although that doesn’t mean much.
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CIA Torture Report Summary: They Lied
The US government’s report on the use of torture by the CIA is about as damning as a report can be. Basically the CIA are violent, corrupt liars.
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Was North Korea Linked To The Xbox Live And PSN Hacks?
Whilst there is little doubt that no country would be more likely to disrupt a consumerist Christmas than North Korea, can we really be expected to believe they conspired with a Finland-based hacker group just to stop people playing video games?
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Watch These Russians Try And Demolish A Building But Fail Miserably
Could they have screwed this up anymore?
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WWE Star Sheamus Buys A DeLorean For Christmas
Sheamus spared no expense on his own Christmas present this year.
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Parents Furious After 28 Girls Go On School Trip And 7 Come Back Pregnant
Kids these days – you turn your back for 2 minutes and everyone gets pregnant.
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Researchers Discover The World’s Deepest Living Fish
It exists 8145 feet below the surface of the Earth.
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Former WWE Star Kevin Nash Arrested After Choke Slamming His Son So Hard He Blacked Out
He certainly isn’t Big Sexy anymore in his mug shot.
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Teen Shot And Killed In St. Louis Near Ferguson Rekindling Unrest
Antonio Martin, shot and killed by police in Berkeley Missouri, USA. Major unrest in the area yet again.
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Here’s A List Of What People Got Stuck Up Their Asses This Christmas
Every year this list gets better and better.
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The Rock’s Christmas Card Absolutely Killed It
The Rock captioned the photograph #LookingLikeTwoBuffLesbians.
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Xbox Live and PSN Hacked And Shut Down On Christmas
Christmas is officially ruined.
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Man Hospitalised After Chugging Eggnog In Record Time
Another reason never to drink eggnog.
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The Wealdstone Raider Has Been Offered A Role In A Porn Film
Merry Christmas everybody.
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Guess Who’s Back, Bitches – Emile Heskey Has Signed For Bolton Wanderers
Christmas has come early.
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Here’s What Garbage The Daily Mail Have Written About This Week…
Featuring Simon Cowell’s girlfriend’s nipples.
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Here’s What The Teletubbies ‘Sun Baby’ Looks Like Now…
Remember the ‘sun baby’? Well she’s now 19 and this is what she looks like…
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The Bada Bing Strip Club From The Sopranos Was Robbed Over The Weekend
A classic case of reality imitating fiction.
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The USA Just Ruined North Korea’s Xmas With This Announcement
Kim’s not gonna be too happy with this announcement regarding ‘The Interview’.
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Dad Wakes Up In France After Ultimate Christmas Drinking Session
He didn’t even own a passport.
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Someone Built The Minecraft Creator’s $70 Million House In Minecraft
Minecraft creator who outbid Jay-Z and Beyonce on mansion gets his mansion built in Minecraft itself.
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North Korea Offers To Launch Joint Investigation Into Who Hacked Sony — Threatens Grave Consequences If US Turns Down Their Help
So outrageous you almost have to respect it.
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Anonymous Threatens To Expose Iggy Azalea Unless She Apologises For Comments Against Azealia Banks
Sex tape incoming in 3…2…1.
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Working At One Of The Apple Factories In China Looks Like The Worst Job Ever
The working conditions at factories making Apple products are somewhat slave like.
