49 Year Old Man With Bionic Penis Loses His Virginity And It Went ‘All Night Long’
Legend.
Life is tough when you peak at 12 years old.
Can’t act like a tough guy and then cry in your mugshot photo.
When the Viagra kicks in.
Not a bad way to spend your Saturday night.
He’s now facing up to 15 years in jail.
Not a great look.
The People’s Champion.
Does this butt really need to be any bigger?
How did he fall for this?
Devastating news.
Life is tough when you peak at 12 years old.
It’s often been said that people who turn to crime…
It was the perfect plan (almost).
Genius marketing or advertising cock-up?
He made it up 21,000 feet before being discovered.
This sounds messy.