He needs to run a mile.
He went after the wrong bakery.
They’re taking the piss.
Very close call.
Time to think quick.
Fucking up the game in presidential style.
Another use found for your kitchen appliances.
What else is she hiding under that skirt?
What happens when you reach the highest level?
What a stupid way to waste everyone's time.
He shoots, he scores.
We should’ve seen this one coming.
“It's either I kill him or he kills me."
One for the memory book.
Leaving his mark.
The Airbnb sex right is real.
It all seems a bit dodgy.
Get that demon out.
The future is nigh.
Trying to escape that heat.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it’s a flying dickhead!
Even his lookalike’s causing trouble.
"I felt like eating knives and I ate them.”
Some things are hard to swallow.
Could it be?
Not quite a happy ending he was after.