Sex Robot Brothels Are The Next Big Thing And They Look Creepy AF

The future is nigh.

So apparently a lot of people want to fuck robots now (we’re not sure when or how this happened) and so technology is being set up to create sex robot brothels which are said to become really common in the next ten years.

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It’s a popular idea because it reduces STDs… yeah because you’re shagging a piece of plastic mate. Well, law professor John Danaher thinks it’s a great idea, saying:

The cyborgs can cater for desire for sexual variety, develop emotional bonds with their clients and they won’t need to ‘fake it’ the same way as human prostitutes.

I guess he has a point. It kills the risk of abuse, STDs etc. But then there’s the whole debate that it’s putting sex workers out of a job and all that.


Matt McMullen, CEO of robot company ‘RealDoll’ also thinks it’s a great idea, saying:

I think it will allow for an option that never existed before, and for some, may represent a happiness (that people) never though they could have.


To be fair, despite all the advantages, it just sounds (and looks) creepy as hell. But I guess we’ll just have to accept this as reality as more and more people are exchanging real sex for doll loving. Some experts even claim that in the future, teens will be losing their virginity to robots.


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