David Bowie Turned Down The Trainspotting Soundtrack
Is there anything he didn’t say no to?
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Watch Thieves On Moped Snatch Mobile Phones From Two Pedestrians In A Matter Of Seconds
I don’t know if I’m more outraged or impressed.
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ISIS Have Just Revealed A Brutal New Torture Device For Women Who Violate Their Dress Code
ISIS’s new dress code for women is completely screwed up, but not as much as the weapon they use on those who ignore it.
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Man Gets Shot During Argument Over Which Strip Club Is Better
Some people take their strip clubs way too seriously.
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Student Gets Hit So Hard By Sucker Punch He Nearly Freezes In Time
Sub-Zero would be proud.
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Man Offers £790 Reward To Whoever Can Find The Person Who Jizzed On His Car
You would pretty annoyed to be fair.
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Donald Trump Reckons He Could Have ‘Nailed’ Princess Diana
He’s really gone too far this time.
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Midwife Squeezes Patient’s Nipples And Tells Her To Imagine Smoking A Spliff
The last person you’d want in charge down there.
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Watch This Girl Demolish A 28oz Burger In Less Than Ten Minutes
And she’s not fat how?
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Jimmy Savile Abused Two Kids While Literally Dressed As A Womble
Serious emotional scarring.
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Watch This Guy’s E-Cig Explode In His Pocket And Give Him Third Degree Burns
Reason #327 not to vape.
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Girl Who Was ‘Gang Raped’ In Park Admits She Was Actually Having Sex With Her Dad
The most screwed up story of 2016 thus far.
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Comedians Feeding Lines To Porn Stars Is The Perfect Internet Video
“Get out of here sticky ghost babies”.
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This Sex-Related Accidental Murder Will Leave You Baffled
It involves a cucumber, a steak, a dog and a cigarette.
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Study Finds That Nobody Sleeps Better Than White People
Finally, something white people are better than the rest of the world at.
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The ‘Damn Daniel’ Kid Just Got A Lifetime Supply Of Vans Presented To Him On TV
Damn, Daniel. Damn.
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Farrah Abraham Had A Diva Meltdown And Called Teen Mom Producer ‘White Trash’
This woman is a complete tool.
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Watch This Crazy English Dude Free Climb The World’s Tallest Residential Building In Dubai
I almost fainted when he looked over the side of the crane to the strreets below.
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Google’s New Walking Robot Is The Most Terrifying Thing I Have Ever Seen
We are officially doomed.
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This New ‘Stylish’ Haircut Has To Actually Be The Worst Haircut Of All Time
Have you got beef with your barber?
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Driver Smashes Into Pedestrian As He Crosses The Street — Who’s In The Wrong Though?
The Internet is in two minds over who was at fault here.
