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Man Offers £790 Reward To Whoever Can Find The Person Who Jizzed On His Car

You would pretty annoyed to be fair.

A German man is offering a £790 reward to whoever can help him track down the person who deposited their spunk on the hood of his brand new car.

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Erik Roschetsky was furious when he had to pay a £2,372 repair bill after a couple had sex on his car and left behind sperm stains.

He says:

There were footprints on the bodywork, there were bodily fluids running down to the bottom of the car, and it was only two days old.

Pic shows: the garage.nnA German motorist has offered a 1,000 EUR reward to try and find lovers who damaged the bodywork on his brand-new car and stained it with semen in a steamy sex session.nnErik Roschetsky was furious when he was left with a 3,000 EUR (2,322 GBP) repair bill after a randy couple had sex on his car - and also left behind sperm stains.nnHe said: "There were footprints on the bodywork, there was bodily fluids running down to the bottom of the car, and it was only two days old."nnHe had even taken the trouble to put the car in a garage to keep it off the streets during the Carnival festivities in Wörth an der Donau, a town in the district of Regensburg in Bavaria in Southern Germany, but drunken revellers but discovered he had not locked the door, and sneaked inside for a naughty number.nnWhen Erik returned the next day to use the vehicle, he was shocked to discover a huge dent in the bodywork. One of the wing mirrors had also been ripped off, and when he noticed suspicious stains on the bodywork he called police.nnDetectives then confirmed that the stains were semen, hardening the suspicion that the dent was caused by somebody using the car to have sex. Police believe one of the pair was probably holding onto the wing mirror when it snapped off.nnPolice confirmed that they have secured a DNA sample from the vehicle and are looking for the revellers, who they believe probably went into the underground car park looking for a quiet place to have sex.nnPolice spokesman Josef Schweiger said they were investigating on charges of trespassing and criminal damage.nnOutraged local Anna Stadler said: "I am shocked that this can happen during a festival which is supposed to be a holy time, you'd think they could find somewhere more appropriate than sneaking into a garage."nn(ends)nn          n

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He’d put the car in his garage to keep it off the street during the Carnival celebrations in Worth an er Donau, a town in the district of Regensburg in Bavaria, south-east Germany, but the dopey git forgot to lock the door which allowed drunken revellers to sneak inside and do their thing on the bonnet.

When Erik checked on his car the next day, he found a huge dent in the bodywork, as well as a missing wing mirror and the aforementioned spunk stains on the bodywork.

Detectives confirmed the stains were semen, and believe that one of the pair was probably holding onto the wing mirror whilst shagging, hence why it ripped off.

Police secured a DNA sample from the vehicle and are looking into it as despite the comedic nature of what went down, it is trespassing and criminal damage at the end of the day. What I want to know is how they’re so sure that there were two people involved? Surely everyone knows by now that mechanophilia is a thing.


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