TOP LAWYERS GET BUSTED – THE EMAIL THEY DON’T WANT YOU TO READ
The Sick Chirpser goes undercover in the murky world of the legal profession and uncovers a subculture of LADS.
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SIX TOE JOE IS CAUGHT
A Somalian pirate, known as Six Toe Joe, because he has six toes on each foot has finally been caught.
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FACEBOOK: THE ONLINE CENSUS
Plans for Facebook in the week of it IPO. Zuckerberg cosies up to Washington. End of the world is nigh.
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PEANUT BUTTER KIT KAT’S – THE HARD HITTING TRUE STORY
What do Kit Kat Chunky’s, depression, alcoholism and getting dumped all have in common. Probably nothing actually.
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SANDRO WILL FUCK YOU UP
Sandro has some lairy fighting tekkers up his sleeve. BOSH! KAPOW! WOOF!
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BREADING IS THE NEW PLANKING
Planking was last year’s internet craze. This year’s craze could be breading: putting bread on your cat’s head and taking a photo of it.
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NO ANSWERS
This is when there are no words and no answers. This is the closest to the truth that I will ever get.
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SICK SCORPION KICK
A First Division Bolivian footballer scores an absolute peach of a scorpion kick.
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HOME ALONE 2 – INJURY TIME
Home Alone 2 – a Christmas favourite. But how the hell do the crooks survive the barrage of injuries given to them throughout the film? Surely they’d be dead before the end of the first hour. Let me explain more…
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Bloke Makes House Out Of Money
Bloke makes house out of shredded bank notes.
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WIN TICKETS TO SEE MAJOR LAZER @ MANCHESTER HMV RITZ
Get your greasy hands on a pair of tickets for this show on 18th April.
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KEVIN-PRINCE BOATENG INJURED FROM “TOO MUCH SEX”
Professional footballers have it tough.
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JOHN TERRY GETS STRIPPED OF CAPTAINCY AGAIN!
Jason Roberts says some strange stuff on Twitter, JT is stripped of England captaincy by the FA. You do the math.
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BRAP OR CRAP: HALA
North of central London lies Haringey, home to a thriving Turkish community. Within Haringey lies Hala, a restaurants making noise, big noise.
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GIRL COLLAPSES AFTER EATING CHICKEN NUGGETS EVERYDAY
She couldn’t get enough of McDonalds nuggets… until she lost consciousness.
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5 RIDICULOUS WRESTLING VIDEOS EVERYONE CAN ENJOY
Wrestling. Whether you love it or hate it, it’s damn funny and here’s the proof.
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GREAT MISOGYNISTIC MOMENTS IN CINEMA HISTORY (PART ONE)
The greatest scenes of cinematic sexism ever released in mainstream cinema.
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DI CANIO IS STILL MENTAL
Paulo Di Canio: mental footballer, mental manager.
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WORLD’S WORST RAPPERS
Amazingly three of the shittest wordsmiths have got together and produced a cringe-tastic track about going to the gym and “bustin waaaightsâ€. This video really is hard to watch all the way through, I laughed, cried and then pitied their existence.
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ICE CUBE’S “GOOD DAY” WAS JANUARY 20, 1992
January 20, 1992 – The Day That Inspired Ice Cube to write “It was a Good Day”
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FLOPPY DISK JOCKEY
No this is not a video of an impotent DJ, it’s music made with floppy disk drives.
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MOVIES TO WATCH BEFORE HOLLYWOOD FUCKS THEM UP
“Oh yeah, I’ve seen it, the original is much better though!” If this is the attitude you enjoy taking to movies then have a gander at 4 classics set to be aborted and sent to a cinema near you.
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NORWEGIAN BUBBLE FOOTBALL
A Nowegian TV programme called Golden Goal has come up with a genius new way to improve the beautiful game… Bubble Football.
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ON DVD THIS WEEK: TINKER, TAILOR, SOLDIER, SPY
This latest adaptation of Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy, from Let the Right One In director Thomas Alfredson, comes to DVD the week after its star Gary Oldman was given a surprising Oscar nomination for his portrayal of George Smiley.
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STREETS FULL OF BLOOD
Blood starts bubbling out of drains in Polish town.
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JACK WILSHERE IS A DOUCHE
Need any more proof that Jack Wilshere is a douche? If so then check out this video of him singing to Usher.
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Who Really Is the Most Ugly Footballer?
The Big, The Bad and The Butterz. Sick Chirpse takes a cheeky little look at the horrible boat races attempting to ruin the name of the beautiful game.
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HARRY’S PLAYING DUMB
Harry’s an idiot
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BREAKING NEWS: WHO REALLY TOOK OUT COLONEL GADDAFI!
Hulk Hogan brings an end to tyranny in Libya. Really.
