CRAZY CANTONA
Eric Cantona is mental. He’s also been seen on the new reportedly running for the French presidency.
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ROCKY (WHY I LOVE IT AND WHY YOU SHOULD TOO)
A look at the film that kick-started Stallone’s career and why you should “go the distance” and see it. Please resist the urge to shout “Adrian”.
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Pingu In Horror Remake
Pingu fucks up his mates in this remake of The Thing.
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JOEY BARTON PICKS UP WHERE HE LEFT OFF LAST YEAR
Joey Barton’s at it again, proving his life has more weekly drama than Eastenders and Coronation Street put together.
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BIG BANGS, BLACK HOLES AND OTHER BAFFLING BOLLOCKS
A rather humorous look into the complicated nature of space, God, the big bang, dark matter and other really baffling stuff.
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NO PIKEY NO LIKEY?
‘NO PIKEY..NO LIKEY!!’… It’s Gypsy Take Me Out!
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THE ALIEN CATHOUSE: SCI-FI FANTASIES REALISED!!
As the owner of the Moonlight Bunny Ranch, Dennis Hof has done quite well for himself. And now he wants to open a second brothel in Nevada, only this one will have a sci-fi theme to it and will be called The Alien Cathouse.
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COFFEE JARS AND DECAYING VULTURES
This is a story about what happens when you finally lose control.
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FILM REVIEW: MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: GHOST PROTOCOL- BUM BUM BUM BUM DAH DAAAAH
The franchise we’ve all forgotten about is back to nuke the world. Can Tom Cruise cure our collective amnesia?
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THE BLADE RUNNER SKETCHBOOK: FREE ONLINE!!
Blade Runner Sketchbook has been available online in various bootleg forms for years, but we’ve just become aware of an embeddable version uploaded in October that makes reading this lost gem easier than ever.
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NEW FORM OF STREET DANCE: FLEXING
Takes flexible to a whole new level.
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A NEW DRUG THAT COULD CURE EVERYTHING FROM COLDS TO HIV
Our most powerful antibiotics can kill many different kinds of bacterial infections at once, but we’re still searching for a single all-purpose drug that kills viruses. We may have just discovered it.
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THE 20 UNHAPPIEST COMMENTORS OF THE BEST OF 2011 LISTS
To all of those complaining in the comments of any Best of 2011 lists, shut the fvck up.
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THE DOOM OF DYING DESPICABLE GAME DEATHS
A fairly detailed look at two computer games publishers’ differing approaches to the use of death in adventure games.
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The Strangest Christmas Video Ever
While waiting for their interview for elf employment, two women engage in a light saber battle. And there’s a midget. With a gun.
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CHILDISH GAMBINO – BONFIRE
Childish Gambino is an emerging music talent to watch out for in 2012.
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THE RAPTURE LIVE STREAM REVIEW
I sent the Sick Chirpser down to the live stream of the Rapture show because I was in Budapest. Here’s what he thought of it.
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MAJOR LAZER ORIGINAL DON
Major Lazer fooled us.
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MAN FITS WHOLE BODY THROUGH A TENNIS RACKET
An entertainer has set the record for fitting his body through a tennis racket 4 times in under a minute.
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NEW TUMBLR FIND: RAPPERS DOING NORMAL SHIT
What more could you want to see on your computer screen than rappers doing things that everybody gets up to in their every day lives.
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AMERICAN PSYCHO REMAKE? WHAT’S THE POINT?
LionsGate Wants to remake “American Psycho”. Its reasons why are still unclear.
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UNDERWORLD APPOINTED MUSIC DIRECTORS FOR OLYMPICS
Underworld will work alongside Danny Boyle and be responsible for all the music in the three-hour Olympic opening ceremony.
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WOMAN IMPRISONED ON SCIENTOLOGY CRUISE SHIP FOR 12 YEARS
Who doesn’t like cruises? Who wouldn’t want to be imprisoned on a cruise ship for twelve years?
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IMAGE TOOL CATCHES FASHION INDUSTRY PHOTO ALTERATIONS
Want to see what models and celebrities really look like?
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RETURN TO ZORK. RETURN TO CURIOSITY AND TOTAL DESPAIR!
I examine the very ambitious but overblown graphic sequel to the legendary series of text parser based games. Although very dated it is worth checking out.
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FAVORITE NEW TUMBLR: TEXTS FROM BENNETT
Texts from Bennett Tumblr: These are text messages I exchange with my 17 year old cousin Bennett.
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AMEN, TOBIN – ISAM: LIVE [October 25, 2011]
On October 25, 2011, Wilson & I went headed up to Brooklyn’s Masonic Temple to witness Amon Tobin’s ISAM: LIVE. Everything that’s come afterwards will now be known as post-ISAM.
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SHIT TATTOOS
Rosie Brovent, from a trailer park in Ohio, is seeking…
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WIN A COPY OF THE NEW DJ SHADOW ALBUM
Enter this competition to get your hands on the new innovative DJ Shadow album which features guest vocalists Tom Vek and Little Dragon.
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WIN YOUR NEXT FIGHT
UFC legend Bas Rutten shares practical (if somewhat mental) advice on self defence in street fights.
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