That's one way to become a millionaire.
Taking Doggy Style way too literally.
You picked the wrong shopkeeper to fuck with, bro.
Stay safe out there.
Way to make your sis look bad.
Calling all Londoners.
Harry Potter And The Masturbating Actress.
When you run out of alcohol and the shop is 10 minutes away...
'I saw you with the apple. Whore.'
Just imagine seeing this.
That's one expensive punch.
Are they delivering in your city?
Just a bit.
Nobody fucks with the Zuckz.
'I kept the cash because I needed weed.'
He was working as a dog walker at the time.
Might be a good idea to remove the pencil first...
If you live in London and love pizza you need to read this.
The man's not fit to run a bath, let alone a country.
This would really screw up your sex life.
The one where Chandler was off his tits.
Step aside MLK, there's a new wordsmith in town.
Rather you than me, mate.
Fair to say this relationship is probably over now.
Feel free to vomit at your own discretion.
Congratulations, you played yourself.
That's what I like to hear.