Fleet Of Gold Supercars Appear In London – Instantly Slapped With Parking Fines
Baller or dickhead?
Aldi cookies – now with added rat droppings.
You’ve got to admire his opportunism.
Steve Jobs is probably turning in his grave.
So being asleep is an excuse for a multitude of crimes now, apparently.
Someone wasn’t paying attention in medical school.
Turns out driving a tube train can really mess you up.
They don’t call him John ‘Woodcock’ for nothing.
“Good lord, Beyonce’s cousin is thicker than racial tensions.”
Who knew consonants and vowels could be so filthy.
Yeah, because the main reason I don’t hire a private jet is convenience.
Lollipop men deserve better.
Optical illusion or the real life Gandalf? You decide.
She has also plotted to slice off the fingers of a guard while trying to escape.
How is this even possible?
‘Had my own on-suite room and butler’.
Ever been so drunk you picked up a tree and drove it round town?
‘Please accept your reward. It’s so well deserved.’
Just when you thought he couldn’t sink any lower.