There Was Uproar In Zimbabwe As The ‘Mister Ugly’ Competition Winner Was Deemed Too Handsome
I don’t really know what they’re getting at here because this guy is ugly as hell.
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The Best/Worst Profiles & Conversations In The Tinder Universe #28
This week’s Tinder round-up gets very, very weird indeed.
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Watch This Five Year Old Girl Absolutely Smash System Of A Down’s Chop Suey On The Drums
I’d like to see a pro drummer pull off a better cover than this.
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An ISIS Militant Held A Q&A Session On Tumblr And It Was Weird
What would you ask if you could speak with a member of ISIS?
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Sick Chirpse Reader Confessions #37
Admit what you did.
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Meet Tartar Control: The Most Bizarre And F*cked Up Mormon Rock Band On The Planet (NSFW)
Take two Mormons, a binary spouting robot and add blood, sodomy and speed punk and this is what you get apparently.
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This Russian Man Just Married A Pizza
They’re off to Hawaii for the honeymoon.
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The Best/Worst Profiles & Conversations In The Tinder Universe #27
Jenny’s classic reverse psychology ensures dudes swipe right on her EVERY time.
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Kim Jong-un Travels With A Personal Toilet
He’s the dictatorial gift that keeps on giving.
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The Unsettling Truth Behind American Horror Story’s Singing Nun Song
Possibly the creepiest song ever.
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Watch This Ex-Glamour Model YouTube Tutorial On How To Perform A Semen Facial
This takes disgusting to another level.
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Shia LaBeouf Is Live Streaming Shia LaBeouf Watching All The Films Of Shia LaBeouf
Because of course he is.
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There Was Mass Hysteria At This School After 40 Pupils Fainted During The Remembrance Day Silence
And no-one seems to be able to explain it.
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A Gunman Was Spotted In Canary Wharf Yesterday Dressed As A Marvel Comic Character
Armed officers attended the scene.
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Sick Chirpse Reader Confessions #36
Admit what you did.
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Watch These Women Use Tinder Together And Judge The Hell Out Of 634 Profiles
Guys, prepare for some valuable insight.
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YouTuber Reveals Extremely Random Story About DJ Khaled
Involving sweetcorn and pigeons.
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Husband Of Oklahoma Mayor In Trouble After Dressing Up As KKK Member And Burning Crosses On Halloween
Dressing up as the KKK is a bit much, even for Halloween.
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Jaden Smith Once Again Proved That He’s A Grade-A Lunatic In New Interview With GQ Magazine
This kid talks so much bollocks it’s unreal.
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This Guy Just Pulled Off The Creepiest Proposal Ever
Who says romance is dead?
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University Tutor Fired After Pressuring Male Students Into Having Sex With Her Daughter
This is one of the most bizarre sex scandals we’ve ever heard of.
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The Best/Worst Profiles & Conversations In The Tinder Universe #26
Sometimes it’s the girls who have really, really terrible pick-up lines.
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