This might come as a shock, but Jaden Smith is a total knobhead. Anyone who’s been reading Sick Chirpse for a while knows we’ve previously debated whether Will Smith’s youngest is a legit headcase of whether he’s trolling the world with his pseudo-philosopher nonsense, but while we’re leaning toward the former, the jury’s still pretty much out following his latest interview with GQ.
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Here are 5 of the most ridiculous quotes he came out with during the interview.
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He and his sister are scientists
‘Me and Willow are scientists,’ he explains, ‘so everything for us is a scientific test upon humanity. And luckily we’re put in a position where we can affect large groups of human beings at one time.’ Fame is their lab, is what he’s saying, and we are the subjects. He’ll get on Twitter and tweet something like ‘The Biggest Flex Anyone Will Ever Have Is Dying.’ Or the T Magazine interview they did last year, the one that left everyone convinced they were drunk on prana energy: ‘That experiment–it went really, really well,’ he tells me. ‘We got to see how people reacted. And they actually ended up reacting exactly as we predicted beforehand that they would react.’
You’re a kid with a shit load of Twitter followers, that doesn’t make you a scientist Jaden.