Man Gets His Penis Ripped Off After Trying To Have Sex With A Pit Bull
The damage was beyond repair.
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Sick Chirpse Reader Confessions #47
Admit what you did.
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Here’s A Whole Bunch Of People Who Accidentally Dressed As Their Surroundings
How has this happened so often?
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The Best/Worst Profiles & Conversations In The Tinder Universe #38
This week’s Tinder round-up features the most inappropriate Tinder profile pic of all time.
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Sick Chirpse Reader Confessions #46
Admit what you did.
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This Girl Believes She’s A Cat Trapped In A Human Body And Hisses At Dogs
Quirky or complete nut job?
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Woman Marries Herself In Emotional Wedding After Failing To Find A Husband By Age 40
Solo marriage consummation, anyone?
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Here’s The Official NHS Approved Method Of Giving A Sperm Sample
In case you were wondering.
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The Best/Worst Profiles & Conversations In The Tinder Universe #37
This week’s Tinder round-up features one of the most insane reasons for using Tinder ever.
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The Police Just Banned This Guy From Having Sex Unless He Gives Them 24 Hours Notice
This would really screw up your sex life.
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Backpacker Receives Weirdly Angry Letter From The Friend Of A Girl He Banged In A Hostel
What’s this girl’s problem?
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Astronomers Have Discovered Evidence Of A Ninth Planet In Our Solar System
It’s ten times the size of the Earth and orbits the sun once every 20,000 years.
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Donald Trump Asked Sarah Palin To Endorse Him And It Completely Backfired In His Face
The Internet is ripping these two apart after Sarah Palin’s absolute shambles of an endorsement speech.
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Here’s What Happens When Gay Men Touch A Vagina For The First Time
This guy’s acting like he’s going to get sucked into black hole.
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Stephen Baldwin Has Revealed What He Thinks About His Daughter Dating Justin Bieber
The fact Bieber is still alive says it all really.
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Girl Admits To Getting Horny When Drinking Her Boyfriend’s Fresh Blood
Rather you than me, mate.
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Girl Bites Walmart Employee’s Finger Off After He Tries To Stop Her Shoplifting Condoms
The dreaded Sunday shift.
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6-Year-Old Girl Sexually Abused By Man With No Arms Or Legs
Feel free to vomit at your own discretion.
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A Japanese Train Runs In A Remote Area Just To Ferry One Girl To And From School
Every citizen matters.
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Man-Flu Is Officially A Legitimate Reason To Stay In Bed In The Morning
That’s what I like to hear.
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If You’re Allergic To Peanuts Your Ancestors Probably Had Sex With Cavemen
And they’re probably where you get your weird fetishes from too.
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Sick Chirpse Reader Confessions #43
Admit what you did.
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Teenager Dies From Excessive Deodorant Use
What a way to go.
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The UN Library’s Most Checked Out Book Is About How Not To Be Prosecuted For War Crimes
The world is a messed up place.
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Terrifying Psychopath Dressed As Satan Arrested After Intense Supermarket Rampage
Wait till you see what this guy looks like under the mask.
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Here’s What Happens When A Lesbian Touches A Dick For The First Time Ever
‘I do dream about having a penis an awful lot.’
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The Best/Worst Profiles & Conversations In The Tinder Universe #34
Things get awfully dark (and illegal) in this week’s Tinder round-up.
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This Man Hasn’t Showered For 12 Years Thanks To His Latest Scientific Invention
Bet he fuckin’ honks.
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Man Arrested For Having Sex With Goat On Christmas Eve
Good thing he wasn’t around to celebrate new year’s.
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Dead Russian Man Wakes Up In Morgue, Joins Mourners For Vodka At His Wake
And you thought you were a big drinker.
