Common sense would dictate that trying to have sex with a pit bull would result in a severe sexual injury, but for some, it’s a risk worth taking.

38 year old Blake Warren from Travis County, Texas found out just how mean these dogs can be after trying to sexually assault a pit bull terrier in an incident which involved a his back yard, a package of meat and of course, a totally mangled penis.

Janis Parker, a neighbour of Warren’s had this to say (which in all fairness, pretty much says it all):

I saw Blake from the Window of my kitchen, speaking loudly to the dog, calling the dog sexy. First of all, I couldn’t believe he was able to get the dog into his yard as peacefully as he did; what he was doing to that poor animal was beyond imaginable. As the dog was eating some kind of meat on the ground, Blake pulled down his pants and started penetrating it. All of a sudden, the dog violently attacked Blake, tearing off his penis. I can just hear the screams of agony from that poor disturbed guy repeating in my head. I guess the dog got a little extra meat. I called the police after seeing that craziness.

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After the incident, Warren was immediately transported to a local hospital. According to reports, the damage was beyond repair and after an epic six hour genital operation, surgeons gave up and replaced his member with a plastic catheter for urination.

Say what you like about the demeanour of pit bulls, but you can’t blame this dog for ripping off the cock of the man who tried to sexually assault it. Hot dog, anyone?

Sometimes pit bulls can be out of control – just check out these dogs in The Bronx.