Prisoner Posts Trip Advisor-Style Review After Spending The Night In Prison
‘Had my own on-suite room and butler’.
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The Best/Worst Profiles & Conversations In The Tinder Universe #42
This week’s Tinder round-up features some of the driest chat up techniques we’ve ever seen.
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Adam Johnson Told Glamour Model Outrageous Lies While Trying To Chat Her Up
Just when you thought he couldn’t sink any lower.
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David Cameron Attempted A Scottish Accent And Failed Miserably
What an Eton mess.
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Hitler Had One Of The Most Depraved And Disgusting Sex Fetishes Of All Time
Reason number 2 why Hitler was a messed up man.
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Man Tried To Have Sex With His Girlfriend’s Dog Because He ‘Was Sexually Frustrated’
Taking Doggy Style way too literally.
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Sick Chirpse Reader Confessions #51
Admit what you did.
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Leo DiCaprio Got Asked The Most Awkward Question Ever By Egyptian Journalist After Oscar Win
Of course he handled it like an absolute pro.
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The Best / Worst Tinder Profiles & Conversations (All Male Edition)
We decided the fellas needed their very own Tinder round-up.
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This University Has Banned Energy Drinks From Being Consumed On Campus
The most pointless ban ever?
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A Village Mascot Goose Has Been Killed In A Drive By Shooting
Is this for real?
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Sick Chirpse Reader Confessions #50
Admit what you did.
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This Girl Has Been Tweeting All The Weird Shit Her Boyfriend Says In His Sleep For The Past Four Months
‘I saw you with the apple. Whore.’
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Girl Who Was ‘Gang Raped’ In Park Admits She Was Actually Having Sex With Her Dad
The most screwed up story of 2016 thus far.
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Tourist Watching Stranger Through His Zoom Lens Gets A Terrifying Surprise
Just imagine seeing this.
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There’s Now An Exhibition Dedicated To Drawings Of Penises In Newspapers
Penis drawings in newspapers are finally getting the recognition they deserve.
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This Video Shows A Woman Casually Using A Photo Booth As A Toilet
Question is, was it a number 1 or a number 2?
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The Best/Worst Profiles & Conversations In The Tinder Universe #40
This week’s Tinder round-up features some of the more terrifying profiles in Tinder history.
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Sick Chirpse Reader Confessions #49
Admit what you did.
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It’s Now The Turn Of 25 Year Old Danish Tennis Star Caroline Wozniacki To Pose In A Body Paint Bikini
It’s the year of the body paint.
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Chinese Farmer Uses Blow-Up Sex Doll As Makeshift Scarecrow
Agriculture just got a sexy new makeover.
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This Wasteman Used Tinder To Con Women Out Of £18K
He was working as a dog walker at the time.
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A Man Was Hospitalised After Sticking A Pencil Up His Own Butt Before Anal Sex
Might be a good idea to remove the pencil first…
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The Best/Worst Profiles & Conversations In The Tinder Universe #39
This week’s Tinder round-up features possibly the most awkward ice-breaker of all time.
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Sick Chirpse Reader Confessions #48
Admit what you did.
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Domino’s Delivery Driver Fired After Sending These Creepy Messages To Student Who Ordered Pizza
Pizza is good, but is it worth getting terrorised by weird delivery drivers over?
